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what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. I may not be able to recover kidnapped offspring, but I can definitely backseat drive and/or help you with:
Product descriptions, campaign names, grandmother stories, awkward pickup lines. If it comes down to it, maybe even breakup texts. Maybe.
Websites are your gateway to the world (unless you’re super rich). Get global reach / attract customers with an elevated webdesign that’ll set you apart from boring plebs.
Youtube thumbnails, EDMs, website population, social media posts, posters, maps etc. Anything you can dream up, I can digitally whip up. Probably.
Have a great brand that’s in desperate need of a revamp? We’ll Queer-Eye it so fast, your head will spin. New brands in need of direction / ideation are also welcome.
Inner beauty has no place on social media. Showcase your products via stylised shoots and watch them fly off the shelves.
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened with digital fatigue, and I will give your eyes a rest. From cleaning up studio images to simply removing acne scars. I’ve got you.
Just ask Mariah Carey. I know eventually we’ll be together, one sweet day. Or when you email me at email@example.com.