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Wah knn it’s super early la my timing sucks leh zomg. OMW back from the ICA -online passport application got rejected ._. – and am only meeting david at noon lol fuck this shit. Gonna go home and fall in a coma lol k ttyl

Wah knn it’s super early la my timing sucks leh zomg. OMW back from the ICA -online passport application got rejected ._. – and am only meeting david at noon lol fuck this shit. Gonna go home and fall in a coma lol k ttyl

After the food/scarymovie fest tomorrow my other friends want to stay out late – IN COSTUME. EH a bit late right KNNB how to find costume now ???

I think the only thing my wardrobe is prepped for is .. a prostitute lor HAHAHAHA I wish I was joking but I”m really not – I totally have my hooker thigh-high garter lace-garter stockings at the ready ROFL. But damn unoriginal leh PROSTITUTE LEH NABEI !!!

Umm. Tomb raider ?? I totally have the guns leh rofl.

Ah okay prop-wise I have :

Reindeer antlers
shades
5 guns
japanese paper umbrella
sword
trident
prostitute stockings HAHAHAHA
red bowtie

Ah okay I have a blazer that has a tail (NOT FURRY cat/dog kind la basket) – it’s the swallowtail kind ! I Maybe I can pair it with slut stockings, the bowtie .. and hunt for a tophat / cane at Toys R Us tomorrow and I can go as a slutty Magician’s assistant !

HAHAHAHA fuck laaaaaa how !! Or I can wear the slut stockings, black LBD tube dress and wear a gun in my garter? Like some sorta assassin or something FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME LEH ROFLROFLROFL formspring me or some shit help help help HAHAHAHA

Suggestions thus far :
Geisha (LOL?)
Prostitute
“or an evil ass skanky modern new-age witch” LOL THIS BITCH
HOT BITCH IN CHARGE ( sorry lor this is totally my default HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okok i shall stop being gross now)
Magician’s assistant
Mafia

MAFIA !!! Like hello why didn’t I think of this ?!?!?! Thank you Jeslin, me love you long timeeeeee ❤

After the food/scarymovie fest tomorrow my other friends want to stay out late – IN COSTUME. EH a bit late right KNNB how to find costume now ???

I think the only thing my wardrobe is prepped for is .. a prostitute lor HAHAHAHA I wish I was joking but I”m really not – I totally have my hooker thigh-high garter lace-garter stockings at the ready ROFL. But damn unoriginal leh PROSTITUTE LEH NABEI !!!

Umm. Tomb raider ?? I totally have the guns leh rofl.

Ah okay prop-wise I have :

Reindeer antlers
shades
5 guns
japanese paper umbrella
sword
trident
prostitute stockings HAHAHAHA
red bowtie

Ah okay I have a blazer that has a tail (NOT FURRY cat/dog kind la basket) – it’s the swallowtail kind ! I Maybe I can pair it with slut stockings, the bowtie .. and hunt for a tophat / cane at Toys R Us tomorrow and I can go as a slutty Magician’s assistant !

HAHAHAHA fuck laaaaaa how !! Or I can wear the slut stockings, black LBD tube dress and wear a gun in my garter? Like some sorta assassin or something FUCK SOMEONE HELP ME LEH ROFLROFLROFL formspring me or some shit help help help HAHAHAHA

Suggestions thus far :
Geisha (LOL?)
Prostitute
“or an evil ass skanky modern new-age witch” LOL THIS BITCH
HOT BITCH IN CHARGE ( sorry lor this is totally my default HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okok i shall stop being gross now)
Magician’s assistant
Mafia

MAFIA !!! Like hello why didn’t I think of this ?!?!?! Thank you Jeslin, me love you long timeeeeee ❤


Random shit on my table.

Might be selling that Potato Chip pouch from Fredflare lol. Also, the entire SIDE of my cupboard is covered in bags. It’s terrible la. Possible bag post coming up soon! Also, is anyone keen on the Mango Whipstitch kekeke might be selling it as well.

Aiya miso sorry my life has been super stagnant and boring I’ve really nothing blog about anymore. Nothing chio to buy online either (T_T) ! How?!

Aiya in other news, I swear that lan gamers get dumber and dumber everyday. Sometimes I have to repeat instructions FIVE times before they actually understand – it’s so FUCKING exhausting. One day I’ll record it okay. I’ll fix a webcam up and record these retards and you can finally see just HOW MUCH stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis. Your brains might just explode though – don’t say I didn’t warn you beforehand!

Ah fuck miso fucking bored need to troll the interwebz for entertainment ttyl !

Bored bitch is bored, but at least my hair smells fabulous. Slept around 3 / woke up late / am now a zombie.

In other news, having a small food party / movie marathon at my house this Saturday for halloween WOOHOO super psyched! Will be cooking a shitload of deliciously instant / bad for your kidney / comfort food with @Daveorawk followed by a horror movie marathon KEKEKE CANNOT WAIT!

I want to make a shitload of delicious food but when i think about the effort it takes I”m all like ~meh miso lazy~ ROFL. We’ll see how la – but we’ll probably be making everything from a box ROFL.

Oh and in other news, I REALLY NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

So magical. Just install this right at my door and when Gerald comes a-ringing I’ll be like HIGH FIVE *BOOMZ* !!! IN YOUR FACE BITCH !!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH okok siao bitch is going siao from boredom ttys ❤

Bored bitch is bored, but at least my hair smells fabulous. Slept around 3 / woke up late / am now a zombie.

In other news, having a small food party / movie marathon at my house this Saturday for halloween WOOHOO super psyched! Will be cooking a shitload of deliciously instant / bad for your kidney / comfort food with @Daveorawk followed by a horror movie marathon KEKEKE CANNOT WAIT!

I want to make a shitload of delicious food but when i think about the effort it takes I”m all like ~meh miso lazy~ ROFL. We’ll see how la – but we’ll probably be making everything from a box ROFL.

Oh and in other news, I REALLY NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

So magical. Just install this right at my door and when Gerald comes a-ringing I’ll be like HIGH FIVE *BOOMZ* !!! IN YOUR FACE BITCH !!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH okok siao bitch is going siao from boredom ttys ❤

Wah thank you babes the rings are flying off the (virtual) shelves ! Only left with a few *hugs you while crying hysterically*

Also hor, is anybody keen on this beautiful, super chio slate-coloured Holga ? Uses 120mm film etc. They sent me this instead of the pink one miso sad T_T !

Am look at like am looking to deal at about $90 but nego with fast deals keke let me know if you’re keeeeeeeen ❤

Oh also hor, I reverted back to my old sailor-print kisslock wallet already lol so and selling this :


Still in pretty good condition – no stains or anything – just that some threads of at the bottom are fraying a little. But that’s about it. Retailed for $27.90, selling for $15 nia keke !

SOLD

Aiya ok i’m so sorry my life is like fucking boring now I’m just trying to clear out my room so I can live it it for awhile rofl. Oh btw I packed the fucking fuck out of it yesterday. AGAIN. Because after 3 days I’ll fuck it up all over again ROFL. I wish I was joking but I’m really not man seriously. Aiya okay am gonna go stone one corner now – can’t fucking wait for next thursday !!!! Okay that is all ttys !

Wah thank you babes the rings are flying off the (virtual) shelves ! Only left with a few *hugs you while crying hysterically*

Also hor, is anybody keen on this beautiful, super chio slate-coloured Holga ? Uses 120mm film etc. They sent me this instead of the pink one miso sad T_T !

Am look at like am looking to deal at about $90 but nego with fast deals keke let me know if you’re keeeeeeeen ❤

Oh also hor, I reverted back to my old sailor-print kisslock wallet already lol so and selling this :


Still in pretty good condition – no stains or anything – just that some threads of at the bottom are fraying a little. But that’s about it. Retailed for $27.90, selling for $15 nia keke !

SOLD

Aiya ok i’m so sorry my life is like fucking boring now I’m just trying to clear out my room so I can live it it for awhile rofl. Oh btw I packed the fucking fuck out of it yesterday. AGAIN. Because after 3 days I’ll fuck it up all over again ROFL. I wish I was joking but I’m really not man seriously. Aiya okay am gonna go stone one corner now – can’t fucking wait for next thursday !!!! Okay that is all ttys !