06 Oct Only the good die young.
Before you enter USS there’s this popcorn/candy store out front. You have to go in and just stand inside and BREATHE in the delicious smell of popcorn and caramel and yumminess. We just stood inside for like 5 minutes BREATHING the air HAHAHAHAH siao max but damn it smelt soooo damn good!
$330 right there man seriously. You get a $5 meal voucher and a $5 retail voucher, and that helps quite a bit (more on that later).
Pens with toppers of all shapes/size/characters man srsly. $4.90 each ! Coincidentally, the Land of Far Far away was the first world we visited!
Shrek-shaped bottles. The giant straw piercing his head is like totally not weird like AT ALL. Right? RIGHT?? We sat on Shrek coaster (can’t recall the name) but it was pink, and it was over in like 45 seconds or something. It was on this coaster that we discovered that Chingy starts SCREAMING bloody murder even before the coaster starts la can??? Also tried the the Shrek 4D adventure – it’s not a coaster but it was pretty shiok you have to try it !
Lotsa candy + double images to fill up empty space lol you know it irks me la (cause’ i’m anal like that lol)
Getting generally lost lolol
After this we went to Jurassic Park, where there are 2 notable rides. One’s a roller coaster and the other’s a wet ride. The cart for the roller coaster is like double sided, so you can either ride it facing forward or facing backward. i tried both and it’s really quite freaky going backwards when you can’t see what’s coming man srsly.
THE WET RIDE IS LIKE WTFBBQ man srsly. The staff went like YOU’RE GONNA GET DRENCHED but we were all kaykiang like NAH HOW BAD CAN IT BE? and it was DAMN BAD. Fucking ridiculous la like going swimming or something seriously lolol. It’s a circular boat with 9 seats in it ( the seats are split in 3 segments so it’s 3 seats per segment) and we were like OH THAT LADY LOOKS DRY WE SHOULD SIT IN THAT SEGMENT and so we ran straight for it. It was only right after the ride started that we realized how retarded we were being. IT’S A CIRCULAR BOAT. It was going to spin like siao in the water so it really didn’t matter where you sat, it was based on luck lol. At the end of the ride you go down this (relatively) high slide and if your back is towards the slide YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED, MY FRIEND. And guess whose back ended up facing the slide -.- ?
KNN it was like a tsunami or something like VHOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *giant wave of water crashes down on you* *drowns* NINABEI JOKING OR WHAT!? A shitload of water collected at our feet it was like we had our own personal kiddie pool or something – my shoes were COMPLETELY SOAKED THROUGH. And yes I wore shoes – I read in the 8 days review that people who wore slippers had their footwear flying everyfuckingwear HAHAHAHA FAIL. But okay la I guess we failed pretty spectaularly as well rofl.
After we went through the entire park we decided to go on it again ( failing to cajole joleong into taking it with us lol), we bought ponchos this time in an effort to stay dry (MY SHOES WERE ALMOST DRY OKAY?!) and since it was about 6pm and the park was closing in an hour, most of the rides were devoid of human life so the four of us ( joseph, david, chingy and i) got a boat all to ourselves lol. Removed our shoes, placed them on our laps tucked under the ponchos and wrapped ourselves like BAZHANGS in an effort to stay dry BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. Karma’s a real bitch man seriously. When the ride started, Chingy ~suddenly~ realized that she was sitting in my segment and started screaming her ass off and guess whose back ended up facing the slide again?????
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME ?? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT MAN SERIOUSLY !!?? And THIS time, there was so much water that it flooded my poncho. And the shoes on my lap that were inside the poncho. AND DRENCHED ME UNDER MY PONCHO. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK )@(#*!@()#*)!(@#*()!@*#$)!(@#* THEN BUY PONCHO FOR WHAT MAN SRSLY ?!?! *brain explodes* After the ride everyone else was relatively dry, while I was just like walking out with *squish squish squish squish* sounds -.- ….
We ate at Goldilocks – it’s like a tavern version of KFC or something lol. I’d skip the 2pc/3pc chicken meals and go straight for the burgers though – the park opens from 10am-7pm so you want to make the most out of your time. Fish burgers were pretty good, but OH MY GOD THE MASHED POTATOES WERE LIKE LITTLE GIFTS FROM GOD. FUCKING CREAMY AND LUSCIOUS AND AMAZING *DIES* you need to try that shit pronto!! Even chingy the non-mashed-potato-fan ate it k??
The whole place was tavern-themed – even the spoon handles resembled a little brick path – cute !
Imitating this SUPER CHEESY lady who kept like doing super cliched poses WE WERE DYING MAN SRSLY it was so fail *CRINGES TO DEATH*
In the New York strip of USS. You should try out the special effects workshop thingy (where they re-enact a typhoon hitting NYC or something) – it was pretty good!
At a diner after going through the Egypt world. That Mummy roller coaster (please hor not the jeep one lol) was pretty awesome and quite frankly the best of all that we took ( the Battlestar was still closed when we went T_T ) ! No photos of Egypt world though I was too busy trying to find shade / not die from the smell ( IT SMELT LIKE FEET AND POOP @_@).
Anyway, do not order the milkshake from the diner – it’s TERRIBLE. Like basically flavour-less slush BOOOOO !! I’d rather go for a billy bomber’s one any day man.
Hair messy as FUCK after coaster rides and getting soaked. Eyeliner also completely fucked lol.
FAIL instax HAHAHA I was closing my eyes – it looked like I was sleeping on Joseph or something rofl
Fruit-ninja-battling on Ipa rofl
We caught the Monsters Musical. It was terrible. I had nightmares about it. My brain died etc etc DO NOT GO IN OKAY DON’T SAY I NVR WARN YOU IT WAS SO CHEESY i think we all came out bleu (KEKEKE excuse the pun SEE WHAT IT HAS TURNED ME INTO T_T)
Random signs + PHOTOBOMBED ROFLROFLROFL
I realllllllly wanted to go on this but it’s been closed since forever man seriously. Just looking at it makes my balls shrink and shrivel into little raisins HAHAHA
Here’s a short vid of the coaster zomg
Big fat photo of the coaster to end this post lol.
It was a pretty fun trip la, but I’d go only after the Battlestar has opened (AND ON A WEEKDAY, MIND) ! We queued for the wet ride for 20 mins / 5 mins respectively, but a friend’s friend apparently queued for 2.5 hours on a weekend. HOURS LEH. SIAO. Waste your precious time man seriously.
Okay that is all, I’m like FUCKING tired and the skin on my face feels itchy and tight and hot TSK I feel like my face is going to explode if I sneeze too hard or something LOLOL okay shall leave you with that lovely mental image ttyl ❤