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Okay I’m not going to post the email already – kinda lazy to cut and paste. Hazel has already put the email up and explained herself (HERE), the email is at the bottom, you can go check it out if you are kpo lol ! Kinda lazy to post my reply here – it’s mother long so I’ll just be posting it in the comments section.


In other news – again with the matcha ice blended (hold the red beans, though). It’s a horrible peesai-green, but I find it so delicious I shall disregard it’s unappealing colour rofl.

Also, I cut about 2″ off my fringe because it was getting ridiculously long and now I”m back to side-swept bangs YAY ^^ ! This is a ridiculously bimbotic post, please blame it on the sugar high that Sweettalk gives me lol.

Speaking of bubble tea – what’s the big deal about Koi ?? Everyone says it’s like HOW magical and HOW amazing but I tried it like twice already and it’s always like MEH. Don’t oversell it la come on. Don’t tell me it’s magical and when I drink it, I’m all like THAT’S IT?? I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS AMAZING ETC ETC *stabs you with bubble tea straw* Recommend something on their menu that’ll totally blow my socks off pls thanks !

In other news – IT’S CHILDREN’S DAY !!! YAY !!!!!! Okay not really. Soon the lan shop will be swarmed with smelly little turds oh god someone help me T_T ! On a happier, more hum-sap note – SAFRA WAS FILLED WITH NS BOYS JUST NOW KEKEKEKEKEKE MISO HAPPY There was quite a few eye-candies some more kekekekekekeke ^^ Okay fine I am a pervert so sue me rofl.

OKAY OFF TO OGGLE NOW NO TIME TO TALK KEKEKE BAI ^^

Some joker just sent me a defamatory email about my spree organizer at 6.30 in the morning.

Are you fucking shitting me? I love her to death, so if you’re going to send fucked up shit like this, you had better not send it to me, underfuckingstand? And trust me, I am fucking cranky at 7.30 in the fucking morning. Joking or motherfucking WHAT?!

This slutface was such a pussy that she created and used a brand new email account JUST to send that email. Grow a pair. If you’re gonna defame someone – do it loudly and proudly or shut the fucking fuck up.

Will paste the email here later, gotta go bathe and collect them pretty parcels from the PO ^^ !

On a side note, this is why I hate the internet sometimes. Too much cyber-bullying going on behind anonymous screen names – it’s disgusting (like MY screen name rofl). BAH okay gotta run bai love ya’ll long time ❤

On another side note – I bet she’s one of those bitches with crooked urethra openings who pee all over the fucking place -.-

Tomorrow will be a good day, I can feel it in my bones.

I can also feel the shopping-related adrenaline in anticipation of parcel collection from the PO tomorrow, and the thrill of the sale of my blackberry afterwhich what I hope to feel is money in my pocket rofl.

TOMORROW WILL BE A GOOD DAY, PEE-STAINED TOILET SEATS BE DAMNED! It’s friday, and friday will give birth to Saturday (on which I have a flea stall at Home Club) and a date with my bitches after that.

I can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t freaking wait and right fucking now I can’t sleep either -.-

But tomorrow will hopefully be an exciting day, so I’m going to shut this shit down and just lie there and stare at the ceiling like a coma patient until my brain shuts down in due time. MOAR TOMORROW ^^ !!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on la ladies! I know we don’t exactly come with built-in nozzles, BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE STOP FUCKING PEEING ON THE FUCKING SEAT!!! DID YOU NOT UNDERGO POTTY TRAINING AS A CHILD?! GOD DAMN.

I cannot even BEGIN to count the number of times I’ve sat on pee droplets just cause’ the stupid bitch who’d used the toilet before me DIDN’T WIPE THE SEAT!

LIKE HELLO?!?!?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING GROSS THAT IS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN JEEZ!!! Is your urethra opening crooked or something ?????? NABEI okay even if you do have a fucking crooked urethra opening, at least have the fucking courtesy to clean the fucking seat when you’re done la ! Just take a small square of toilet paper and WIPE THE FUCKING SEAT DOWN! DAMN FUCKING HARD MEH? It’s damn fucking disgusting la what the fuck is wrong with you people man. Do you not know what the fuck hygiene and consideration is ? GOD DAMN.

As a general rule, I wipe the seat down BEFORE (and after because I’m not quite so disgusting) i pee because so many females are 1) disgusting 2) inconsiderate 3) disgusting and inconsiderate – but FUCK LA sometimes I miss a few droplets and end up SITTING ON THEM AND I JUST THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. Please do not excuse yourself by saying ‘Oh its gross to touch pee’ or some fucked up bullshit like that. If you find touching your OWN pee gross, what about us victimized bitches? SO WE TOUCH YOUR PEE WE DON’T FIND IT GROSS MEH? GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH 20 TYPES OF DIFFERENT CACTI VARIETIES MAN YOU SELFISH CUNTY BITCH!

I’M DAMN PISSED (excuse the pun) OFF K THIS IS LIKE THE 9879439182419283TH TIME ALREADY NINABEI! Not paiseh one ah? When people walk past you and into the stall YOU JUST VACATED AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TRIED TO SPRAY TAN THE FUCKING SEAT WITH YOUR PEE, DO YOU FEEL NO SHAME??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

IF YOU’RE GUILTY OF MISFIRING, PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU TO WIPE THE SEAT CLEAN. KARMA’S A BITCH ONLY IF YOU ARE, WHICH MEANS YOU WILL SOMEHOW END UP DROWNING IN A PEE-FILLED-TOILET-BOWL SWIRLY-RELATED ACCIDENT, UNDERFUCKINGSTAND ?

GOD DAMN.


Round’ the neighbourhood shoot (Simei)


Studio lighting shoot from 10,000 years ago lol


LOL SLUTS


Random balloon shoot with amos 10,000 years ago lolol


That time my sister punched me in the face HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Afterwhich my brother took me out for waffles lol


The watch he gave me, which I still wear to this day. Not that it means anything la, it’s just that I’m so used to wearing it now I can’t NOT wear it – it feels weird ya’know ?


Necklace I got from strayedheart.livejournal.com


Back in Nov 2008 – boob length hair lol


Oct 25th – Made the mistake of getting bangs LOLOL mocked course-wide the moment I got to school -.-


November 8th 2008 – Shaun’s volunteer event or something


Bought and sold this beautiful little wicker basket – so fucking pretty, but hurt to carry it around T_T


Nov 2008 – discovered the magic of eyeliner thanks to poks ❤


December 08 – obsessed with black nails lol


Dec 098 – Closer to zinc then ever LOL


Favourite Zipia Dress of all time – buy it got shredded in the wash. SHREDDED T_T


Old favourite photo


Last pair of studs I wore for a long long time (from yellowpiehole.livejournal.com)


Cindy Chng’s Bday 09 lol


Obsession with stockings started around 21st Jan 09


Feb 09’s f21 accessories haul lol


In line for Fall Out Boy 09 m/


FAVE CONCERT OF ALL TIME HANDS DOWN m/


Magic pizza from Timbre


Jason Mraz with Lydia


Meeting Zinc’s dog, Rex, for the first time.

OKAY I AM STOPPING HERE, MARCH 09 / PAGE 330 on my flickr, will continue some other time when I’m bored again lol.

If you mean on a normal working day, then it’s MAD boring. Basically, it’s :

✚ Brekkie with my dad/sister
✚ Come to work
✚ Stone
✚ Shop online
✚ Stone some more
✚ Shop online some more lol
✚ Make random blog post about being bored / online shopping
✚ Sign guests / smelly boys in
✚ Get super agitated when they start acting / being stupid
✚ Hold breath and try not to pass out as the smell builds up
✚ Shop online again
✚ Troll Tumblr / Design sites
✚ Bitch about said stupid boys with people on msn
✚ Design random shit in illustrator
✚ Shop online again
✚ Find nomnoms
✚ Watch shows while munching on nomnoms
✚ Shop online again
✚ Pray fervently for the day to end
✚ Douse entire shop in lemon scented air freshener
✚ Run home as fast as I fucking can

As you can see, every day is repetitive and MAD boring. All i do is shop online all day rofl. Sometimes if I get lucky, i’ll get freelancing copywriting / proof-reading jobs / design jobs and I keep pre-occupied with that, else I’m just online 24/7 . I’d DIE without my laptop seriously. So it’s just blog / shop / surf net / scold lan gamers / try not to die mostly. Very boring one la lololol I want to get the bloody hell out of this cave of stupidity as fast as I fucking can man.

Variables include :

✚ Killing houseflies (see previous post)
✚ Making rings should there be any upcoming fleas
✚ Playing langames with ITE guys
✚ Camwhoring with photobooth
✚ Midnight mahjong sessions (LIKE TONIGHT YAY ^^)

Or if my friends are free / feeling nice / hungry, they’ll drop by and we’ll order in and eat shiok food :D

So this is what a typical day is like, WHY YOU MAKE ME RECAP NOW I FEEL LIKE LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AND REPETITIVE (which it really is T_T) ETC ETC *kills self* lol no la I shall go online shop now ttys ❤

He dropped by for dinner yesterday. In a polo and jeans, but fuck he looked damn edible. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO HOT TSK DAMN UNFAIR LA TSK. Damn you and your stupid broad shoulders and long legs RARRRRRRRRRRRRR thank god you’re smart as a brick kekeke (DON”T TELL HIM I SAID THIS HOR PRISS PRISS THANKS ROFL) if not I’d still be in love with you. As it is I’m already in lust with you. Which is bad. Kinda. Not really. Okay as you can probably tell, my thoughts are all over the fucking place right now. Which is probably due to the mad sugar high I’m on after my magical matcha ice blended and my taro pie.

In other news, I opened the lan shop door and a fucking house fly flew in TSKKKKKKKKKKKK This ALWAYS happens one leh mad irritating! It’ll spend the next 3 or 4 hours buzzing around and irritating the flying fuck out of me by landing on my precious taro pie (FUCK YOU, HOUSEFLY) then disappearing for awhile while my head explodes from sheer agitation

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHMYGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST KILLED IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!! I AM A FUCKING NINJA, BITCHES !!! ROFL okay i think I have gone insane. Anyway, houseflies are MOTHERFUCKING hard to kill because they fly away so fucking fast ( i heard somewhere that they can fly in 8 different fucking directions joking or what they can even fly backwards ! FUCKING IMBA ) so I have found the easiest way to kill them. I’ve killed 3 this way :D

1) Obtain a clear, relatively large plastic bag. In today’s case I used the 8days magazine sleeve so slightly smaller than A4 size

2) Wait for the motherfucker to land on something.

3) Hold the opening of your plastic bag WIDE open with both hands ( like wearing a sock) and slowly approach the son of a bitch. (Okay this is beginning to sound like a murder ROFL )

4) Ignore weird stares that lan-gamers give you (because they don’t know what the fuck you are doing so you look like you’re slow dancing with the plastic bag @_@ )

5) Make sure the opening is directly above the housefly (as close as possible to it la of course)

6) Make a sudden movement, which will cause the housefly to panic, hyperventilate, and die. No la just kidding. It will panic and fly UPWARDS, INTO YOUR PLASTIC BAG BALLOON OF DOOM KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE ^^

7) Seal the bottom AS FUCKING FAST AS YOU CAN K cause’ houseflies are like little ninja bitches also and they will fly towards the opening INSANELY FAST so you just have to be faster lor. Which I am. Also please hor make sure your plastic bag doesn’t have holes or it’ll fly out the other end and you’ll just end up mega dulan at the fact that the housefly made you it’s bitch ROFL. I do not speak from experience. No such thing has happened to me. Really. You must believe me. I’d like to believe that the housefly chewed it’s way out okay? WHAT YOU MEAN A HOUSEFLY HAS NO MOUTH TO CHEW WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY *ignores logic* ROFLROFLROFL

8) So now that the housefly is trapped inside your murderbag, slowly press out the air til you can get to the fly and squish it. PLEASE HOR USE COMMON SENSE IF YOUR BALLOON IS FULL OF AIR AND YOU SMASH IT THINKING YOU WILL SMASH THE HOUSEFLY AT THE SAME TIME, YOU ARE DEAD WRONG AND/OR FUCKING RETARDED. IT WILL EXPLODE. LIKE A BALLOON. And all you would have done for your efforts is make a housefly cannon -.-” .. It will just be catapulted out of the plastic bag like a bullet. I guess you could hope that it hits the wall so hard it goes into a coma, but what are the odds of that -.- ? Make sure you press out the air before smushing it. You can also taunt it while pressing the air out like a crazy bitch / like I do. “WHO’S YOUR DADDY, BITCH? WHO’S YOUR DADDY ?!?! NEH NEH NI BU BU ETC ETC ETC” but make sure no one’s around to witness your insanity also la of course rofl.

So there you go, Housefly murder method 101, brought to you by #1 siao lang Yoko Yeap. Oh and please remind me never to drink matcha milk tea in the morning I am INSANELY high right now hehehehehehehehe ^^

My dad is still mad at me, so today he refused to send me to work and insists on being a little bitch, then fine so be it. Be a petty fucker. See if I fucking care. He refused to talk in the car on the way home last night, refuses to talk to me, but it’s fine. IT’S FINE. It’s better if you don’t talk to me, so I don’t feel like shooting myself in the head through my left nostril all the time. I’m okay, because I’ve my fucking awesome matcha ice blended and my fucking taro pies and I refuse to let you spoil my day. I shall enjoy the little things and celebrate my housefly murder and I refuse to let you ruin my morning.

MATCHA ICE BLENDED FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN.

Also,

YOKO – 3
HOUSEFLIES – 0 and/or DEAD

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKE ^^