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Today is a shitty day of general shittiness. I am one phone call away from being fucked in the ass, but I am really not in the mood to get my ass raped today so I am trying to delay that call for as long as I can. Unfortunately, it is a call that I’ve no choice but to make – and I know I should do it now and get it over with – but who the hell wants to get an earfull of bullshit?

I wish my family wasn’t so fucking dysfunctional zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


ASOS Black Owl Ring – if you remember, I had the jade/pink/cream coloured ones before, but I sold everything save for the pink one.


UO Canvas Chuckas – Adorable, Y/N ?


Deena & Ozzy Cutout Sandals -I was undecided about these. I’ve been looking for nice, comfy sandals since FOREVER but haven’t been able to find just the one and these looked kinda promising – so here’s hoping they’ll turn out chio max IRL!


F21 Tassel Necklace


F21 Eternity Knit Rings ! Ordered these in both colours, but the Silver one went OOS within 2 days ! Wah lao eh (T_T)


Refresh Mint + a topcoat of Sephora for OPI Only Gold For Me ! The topcoat is loaded with both big glitter flecks and tiny gold dust specks and KUA-ZHANG-MAXes my nails man seriously. *inner bimbo cries hysterically*


Today’s lunch. Because my dad was in a foul mood and didn’t want to eat with me, so he dropped me off at work first before going to eat with my sister.

Aiy okay, I’m sorry I haven’t been funny lately, I’ve just got a lot of shit on my mind recently. My dad wants me to go to SIM, which I am okay with, but I think he wants me to continue working here as I study. CONTINUE. WORKING. HERE. LEH. A few months ago , he told me I could leave in July. Then August. Then he said I could leave in September. Then now he says October. But here I am, still rotting in this hell hole. He’s fucking adamant about me getting a degree – which of course is fine with me – but fuck I really can’t keep this up. I can’t keep working here. Every day is a fucking nightmare, every single fucking day I come into close contact with stupidity and smelly boys and the SMELL of smelly boys. I want to get out so bad it’s practically all I think about (when i’m not shopping). Some days I just fantasize about winning the lottery, giving my dad his share so he can fulfill his fantasy of travelling around the world and just run the fuck away. Run like the fucking wind, take my sister with me and never look back again zzzzzz.

The worst part is that I’m just not happy anymore. I’m as optimistic as they come and everyday I’ll just think to myself – It’s okay you have pretty loot ! Look at this chio-max ASOS necklace! Buy it and don’t think about tomorrow! – but fuck pretty loot la. Pretty loot can’t ward off stupidity, pretty loot can’t get me the fuck out of here. Most days I will settle for the short-lived happiness that new loot gives me, but today I can’t. Today I am angsty and cranky and yesterday I swear I almost bitch-slapped the flying fuck out of an 8 year old fucktard who kept hounding me NON-FUCKING STOP. HE JUST KEPT HARASSING ME and I just fucking lost it – told him to get the flying fuck out of fucking lan shop – i fucking shit you not. And yes I am aware that I should not have any children lest I kill him/her/it.

I am so fucking tired zzzzzz. My sister was stuck here for 2 years leh. It’s only been 5 months AND I AM LOSING MY MIND HOW DID SHE DO IT ?! Or maybe that was why she was so fucking cranky all the time lol.

Aiy on a completely unrelated, happier (for you guys, at least) note – my mom threw my fucking wallet into a giant bougainvillea bush. True story. I live on the 4th floor, and I was standing by the curb side waiting for my dad when I realized I’d forgotten my wallet. So i called my mom and was all like ma can you throw me my wallet pls?

When she opened the living room window I was like “MA DON’T THROW IT INTO THE BUSH!!!!!!!”

And she was like OK!!!!!

Then she threw it into the bush.

I’m the red stick figure, in case you couldn’t tell.

I WAS LIKE :


WHAT TEH FUCKKKKKK??????????????????????????????????????? The trajectory is like TOTALLY FUCKING OFF WTF MAN HER AIMING IS LIKE PANGSAI OMG *BRAIN EXPLODES*

And this fucking photo is like FUCKING OLD LA CAN? This was before I moved in, and as you can see in the picture, the bush is already quite .. bushy. IT IS A GIANT BUNDLE OF THORNS RIGHT NOW OKAY AND I HAD TO DIG THROUGH IT TO RETRIEVE MY WALLET KNNB !!!!!! After I got it and was sweating insanely my mom arrived with a long stick -.- FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE SERIOUSLY RARRRRRRRRRRR (T_T)

ARGH Okay off to wallow in self pity / indulge in short-lived retail therapy ttys <3


Fish and Co with my bb poks ❤


Dying from starvation while waiting for her to reach – so camwhored to pass time.


Then the Garlic Lemon Butter Mussels arrived *cries tears of sadness*


They smelled amazingggggg ❤


And she arrived with the chowderrrrrr!


When she sat down she was all like ZOMG MISO THIRSTY WHAT SHOULD I ORDER? and i was all like SHARKIE FREEZE and she ordered because she didn’t know how fucking HUGE it was! HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST PRANK EVER FUCKING FUNNY LA it’s a slushy so it kept melting la – confirm cannot finish arghhh laughed till i died x 50000 ROFL


Magic platter has magic (T_T)


Magical prawns are magical T_T


Nom nom nom T_T


Gluttony in action rofl


Her expression when her drink came HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU LONG TIME POKSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA please don’t judge my spastic face lol


Met Lena after that! LIKE FINALLYYYYYY I hadn’t seen her in FOREVER seriously!


Look what she gave me!!! SEPHORA’S SHINY TOPCOAT which i have been eye-balling since FOREVER but couldn’t buy because sephora doesn’t ship nailpolishes to singapore (T_T) Oh my tian I love it – it’s so full of magic T_T


After this we went to Camp pong and played ping pong la it was FUCKING FUNNY! It was more alcoholic ping pong then anything la, really rofl rofl rofl Aiy after that I was sweating like a pig man seriously so we went to Billy Bombers for milkshakes. Their milkshakes are like FUCKING awesome – you need to try this shit pronto!


It comes in a metal tumbler, from which they pour directly into your cup. Yummehhhh!

Good shit is good ❤

Her TERROR dress is from ohsofickle – since she started hanging out with me she’s been collecting skanky dresses HAHAHAHA YAY GOOD INFLUENCE FTW LMAO

Just in case you didn’t realize – corn-rowed my hair again lol.

Saw this statue while walking to Paragon – WHAT THE FUCK MAN SERIOUSLY? What kind of yoga position is this ? Can you imagine sex in this position ? The girl’s back will just fucking snap like a twig man srsly RARRRRRR so disturbing @_@

Had an insane time la yesterday, but I came home to get my ass raped in mahjong man! *$31 flies out the window* (T_T)

Tomorrow night might prove to be exciting, am probably gonna get to see him again hehehehe oh man I feel ilke i’m 15 again man shitballs HAHAHA OK TTYL KTHXBAI ! Hope you like this layout – it’s a bit sparse, but I like how plain and simple it is ! It’s modeled after fuckyeahrings.tumblr.com, btw!

OKAY AFK TTYS ❤

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Waffles! Pretty good man, but not the usual crispy type – it’s more of the fluffy, moist kind.

I had a Cowboy (in the cleanest sense of the word rofl). It was really damn good la I died x 500 T_T

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Mad loved everything – except the tomato la. I’m not a fan of tomatoes.

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She kept staring at it dubiously and I was like CAN YOU DON’T GIVE THAT FACE -.- ? And she was like okay how’s this >:D ?! LOLOL KUA ZHANG MAX LOLOLOL


We were all STARVING but had to wait for Chingy’s pancakes to arrive first zomg.

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Genuine surprise at the portion! FUCKING HUGE LA CAN LMAO SRSLY! Cream and maple syrup came in shot glasses – so cute right? BTW THIS TOTAL PWNED JOLEONG’S PORTION LMAO. Aptly called Pancake Party, lololol.


Look at the magical piece of beef (T_T) Sorry if the photos are a bit grainy, it was really dark la rarrrrr


Totally wiped it out. Super hungry zomg.

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Chingy was eating herself into a food coma (she ordered 2 pancakes, but they gave her 3) and her movements were getting slower with each bite la FUCKING FUNNY ROFL


We ordered ice cream to go with the leftover pancake – this is Salted Caramel Cheesecake. Nothing to shout about, but still pretty tasty paired with the pancake <3
Going insane / sugar high lol.


After this I got boxed into my seat by a really, really, really, really fat man. Died x 5000, got out of there asap man rar.

Blogger is driving me insane though – photo resizing is a major pain in my fucking ass man srsly it’s pissing me off damn badly tsk. Argh but for the love of money and nuffnang (but mostly money), I shall perservere!

Okay on to the next post brb!