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WOOHOO I’m damn excited! My UO loot (from THIS POST) is stranded somewhere in Payar Lebar cause apparently my unit is apparently an invisable door that’s too difficult to find (TSK HONESTLY?!). Going to collect it tomorrow ! Oh and some ASOS/UO loot i bought some time ago but forgot to post lol :

Spitfire Clubmaster Sunglasses with Clear Lens

ASOS PETITE Exclusive Crop Top With Cut Out Detail

ASOS PETITE Exclusive Mini Dress In Aztec Print

ASOS Summer Dress With Sweetheart Neck

UO Dunbar Sunglasses

Cooperative Glow In The Dark Summer Sundress in Taupe – ok i know the colours’ abit weird, but FUCKKK i got the orange one and the cut is fab + the glow in the dark shit ROCKS! LOL might try to dye this or something rofl

Okay that is all, bf coming to pick me I GTG BYE!!!!









Met up with David today to try Overdoughs but it was closed *insert facepalm here*. Went to Torte instead cause it’s the only nearby place I know of that consistently serves good food. Roast Chicken (crisp skin + tender meat and the baby potatoes were fab!) for me, Beef Goulash for him. And an ice cream slathered torte to round it all off. Good times. Collected my UO stuff from him and I feel like i just HAVE to mention that I bought a giant donut-shaped float for reasons I can’t quite justify HAHAHA. I can’t fucking wait to blow it up LOL ! Okay that is all, back to freelance T_T ttys !

Torte
96 Waterloo Street, #01-07
Singapore Council of Women’s Organisations Centre
Tel: 6571 0197
Website: www.torte-sg.com









Met up with David today to try Overdoughs but it was closed *insert facepalm here*. Went to Torte instead cause it’s the only nearby place I know of that consistently serves good food. Roast Chicken (crisp skin + tender meat and the baby potatoes were fab!) for me, Beef Goulash for him. And an ice cream slathered torte to round it all off. Good times. Collected my UO stuff from him and I feel like i just HAVE to mention that I bought a giant donut-shaped float for reasons I can’t quite justify HAHAHA. I can’t fucking wait to blow it up LOL ! Okay that is all, back to freelance T_T ttys !

Torte
96 Waterloo Street, #01-07
Singapore Council of Women’s Organisations Centre
Tel: 6571 0197
Website: www.torte-sg.com





Super awesome meal lovingly cooked for us by Shaun’s dad! He’s a freakin awesome cook please LOL it’s gotten to the point that whenever Shaun mentions that his dad is cooking, we’re all like OKAY WE ARE ALL COMING OVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW LOL MAKE ROOM OR PREPARE TO BE INVADED ROFL. Which is exactly what happened today HAHAHAHA SORRY UNCLE!



But of course, when you eat with 4 boys and a set of parents, you try to limit your intake in front of said parents so as not to come across as too much of a glutton. MUST MAINTAIN REPUTATION MAH! Forced my toad friends to come along with me to eat at the famous Two Chefs Eating Place afterwards cause I was still hungry. Been wanting to try the Milk Powder Butter Pork Ribs that I’ve heard so much about and I gotta say they truly didn’t disappoint!

The milk powder flavour was really interesting; never had anything quite like it before. The ribs were really tender and the milk powder sweetened every bite perfectly. We ordered the pork ribs (medium), sambal fan shu ye (i think it’s potato leaves if translated directly. Correct me if i’m wrong please my chinese is terrible), shrimp omelette and a plate of rice and it only cost .. $23.50. In total leh! Wah super wu hua, happy maximum hehehe ^^

Here’s the address:

Two Chefs Eating Place
Blk 116 Commonwealth Crescent,
#01-129 Singapore
Tel: +65 6472 5361

Okay that is all, 3.15am and I gotta go catch some shut eye lol. Night ya’ll !





Super awesome meal lovingly cooked for us by Shaun’s dad! He’s a freakin awesome cook please LOL it’s gotten to the point that whenever Shaun mentions that his dad is cooking, we’re all like OKAY WE ARE ALL COMING OVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW LOL MAKE ROOM OR PREPARE TO BE INVADED ROFL. Which is exactly what happened today HAHAHAHA SORRY UNCLE!



But of course, when you eat with 4 boys and a set of parents, you try to limit your intake in front of said parents so as not to come across as too much of a glutton. MUST MAINTAIN REPUTATION MAH! Forced my toad friends to come along with me to eat at the famous Two Chefs Eating Place afterwards cause I was still hungry. Been wanting to try the Milk Powder Butter Pork Ribs that I’ve heard so much about and I gotta say they truly didn’t disappoint!

The milk powder flavour was really interesting; never had anything quite like it before. The ribs were really tender and the milk powder sweetened every bite perfectly. We ordered the pork ribs (medium), sambal fan shu ye (i think it’s potato leaves if translated directly. Correct me if i’m wrong please my chinese is terrible), shrimp omelette and a plate of rice and it only cost .. $23.50. In total leh! Wah super wu hua, happy maximum hehehe ^^

Here’s the address:

Two Chefs Eating Place
Blk 116 Commonwealth Crescent,
#01-129 Singapore
Tel: +65 6472 5361

Okay that is all, 3.15am and I gotta go catch some shut eye lol. Night ya’ll !

Edamame peas and a mountain of vegetables can only mean one thing – the bf brought me to have awesome Teppanyaki again at Century Square again YAY ^^ ! I fuckin’ love Teppanyaki lah, especially when it’s the good stuff.

Sakae Teppanyaki has these awesome set meals and as always I went for the beef set which comes with pillowy-soft, fluffy cubes of beef cooked to medium-rare perfection, grilled salmon, two thin slabs of foie gras, chawanmushi that’s cooked right before your now-glazed-over-in-amazement eyes in a little cup MADE OF A SINGLE LAYER OF ONION (what what in the butt?!?!), the aforementioned mountain of vegetables, acomplimentary bowl of edamame peas and a cup of miso soup. For $24.99. WORTH IT OR NOT YOU TELL ME!? DEAD DEAD I AM DEAD LOL. I always top up $2.70 so I can watch the chef crack two eggs and watch them sizzle / get scrambled / tossed with minced garlic & rice, and somehow transform into magic garlic rice. Did I mention I love Teppanyaki? HAHAHAHA

Oh and fucking huge-ass lychees (are they lychees?? Or longans?? Shit I always confuse the two)! Size of GOLF balls leh!! This fruit shop below my house rocks! It used to stay open 24 hours so that .. anyone who had a 3am honeydew craving could satisfy said craving. Or something equally logical (lol). HOW TO OPEN 24 HOURS I never really got it, I’d often debate with my friends on whether or not it was a front for drug dealers HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! It’s run by 3 uncles, they’re cute in a very weird way – look how they wrote “Very sweet” on their signages HAHAHA almost like 75% of the fruits were labelled as “Very sweet” ! Then what about the rest? Not as sweet or something? ROFLLLL

Eh okay 2am I really need to get some shut-eye. Today 3 different people told me on separate occasions that I look terribly tired. That’s what the combination of sleeping at 6am and/or getting only 4 hours of sleep over 4 days does to you. I have now obtained massive dark eye circles lol I could probably pass as an extra for Kung Fu Panda right now lor shitttttttballs lol.

On a side note, YAY new layout! I love that the pictures are no longer so fucking big lol! I’m trying a new thing in this post only where you can click on the pictures and they’ll appear enlarged in a slideshow. Do let me know if that’s preferable? It’s a pain in the ass to maneuver in the blogger post-composer though (TSK!), so i might not make it a habit.

Do give me feedback on the layout (HERE) on my formspring (: ! Okay time to eradicate those dark circles, night ya’ll !

Edamame peas and a mountain of vegetables can only mean one thing – the bf brought me to have awesome Teppanyaki again at Century Square again YAY ^^ ! I fuckin’ love Teppanyaki lah, especially when it’s the good stuff.

Sakae Teppanyaki has these awesome set meals and as always I went for the beef set which comes with pillowy-soft, fluffy cubes of beef cooked to medium-rare perfection, grilled salmon, two thin slabs of foie gras, chawanmushi that’s cooked right before your now-glazed-over-in-amazement eyes in a little cup MADE OF A SINGLE LAYER OF ONION (what what in the butt?!?!), the aforementioned mountain of vegetables, acomplimentary bowl of edamame peas and a cup of miso soup. For $24.99. WORTH IT OR NOT YOU TELL ME!? DEAD DEAD I AM DEAD LOL. I always top up $2.70 so I can watch the chef crack two eggs and watch them sizzle / get scrambled / tossed with minced garlic & rice, and somehow transform into magic garlic rice. Did I mention I love Teppanyaki? HAHAHAHA

Oh and fucking huge-ass lychees (are they lychees?? Or longans?? Shit I always confuse the two)! Size of GOLF balls leh!! This fruit shop below my house rocks! It used to stay open 24 hours so that .. anyone who had a 3am honeydew craving could satisfy said craving. Or something equally logical (lol). HOW TO OPEN 24 HOURS I never really got it, I’d often debate with my friends on whether or not it was a front for drug dealers HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! It’s run by 3 uncles, they’re cute in a very weird way – look how they wrote “Very sweet” on their signages HAHAHA almost like 75% of the fruits were labelled as “Very sweet” ! Then what about the rest? Not as sweet or something? ROFLLLL

Eh okay 2am I really need to get some shut-eye. Today 3 different people told me on separate occasions that I look terribly tired. That’s what the combination of sleeping at 6am and/or getting only 4 hours of sleep over 4 days does to you. I have now obtained massive dark eye circles lol I could probably pass as an extra for Kung Fu Panda right now lor shitttttttballs lol.

On a side note, YAY new layout! I love that the pictures are no longer so fucking big lol! I’m trying a new thing in this post only where you can click on the pictures and they’ll appear enlarged in a slideshow. Do let me know if that’s preferable? It’s a pain in the ass to maneuver in the blogger post-composer though (TSK!), so i might not make it a habit.

Do give me feedback on the layout (HERE) on my formspring (: ! Okay time to eradicate those dark circles, night ya’ll !















Expendebles & 2am dims ! I think this is the first time that everyone drove their own vehicles LOL all trying to impress girlfriends or some shit pls HAHAHAHA STILL OPEN THE DOORS FOR THEM LEH WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! I asked my bf why he didn’t open the door for me and he was just like :

TSK THIS BITCH

Aforementioned stupid boyfriend carrying my Rib & Hull Tokyo Tote (which is THE BOMB, btw! The awesome straps are made of good quality leather which makes everything I carry MUCH lighter no joke!).

Kissyface + i don’t know what fucking jiao bin I’m giving LOL


Spent Sat, Sun and (part of) Monday with him and it’s just such a rare treat! He works daily without a break, so even if he manages to squeeze out some time with me, it’s usually just for lunch or dinner. If we meet after his work, he’ll be asleep within 2 hours cause he’s so tired :/ ! So these 3 days have been so awesome i can’t even oaisdjfoaisjdf

SPEAKING OF RARE TREATS – WEE YOSHINOYA!!!!!!! Mad love it, and being the poor trapped soul I am that’s enslaved by the horror that is the ~low carb diet~, I can only eat like 5 spoons of rice and whack the ~liao~. Haven’t eaten this in DAMN long cause the Tampines branch closed down (WTF OKAY HOW DARE THEY ETC)! Not to mention they have the magic that is a perfectly wobbly semi-cooked ~Tamago~ egg omg brain crying right now


Brought my sister to try Poulet at Bugis Plus, but they only opened the kitchen at 4pm (SIMI SAI) so we had to pass the time and line our growling stomachs with these shitty fries. Obviously we didn’t know it was shitty till after ordering, but wah lao maximum shittiness leh these fries! Not crispy, cheese was CURDLED (SIMI SAI?!) and not ~melted~ at all. Potato skins were semi-soggy. Those potatoes died a horrifically meaningless death lol. One minute of silence for those poor potatoes please.

YAY POULET! So excited to try it cause like you know, it’s chicken and french and chicken so ya LOL.

Poulet
201 Victoria Street
#04-12, Bugis +
Singapore 188067

Don’t bother looking for a number or anything, they apparently don’t currently take reservations.



Lovin the decor and ~vibe~ ! Okay now on to the good stuff we all loveeeee :

Oxtail De Bourgulgnon ($15.80), which is basically just .. Oxtail stew. Duh. Reasonably good, my sister thought it was just okay but you can really taste the ~wine~ in it so I guess alcoholics (HI ZIYING) will be all over this shit lol.


Escargot De Bourgogne ($8.80) for half a dozen escargot. It arrived sizzling, I burnt my tongue because obviously i’m the smartest person on earth, but i felt it was just middling. May or may not be biased against this cause a) it had some sorta tomato-paste thing inside it, b) it was basically drenched in oil and c) i burnt my tongue on this tsk!


Burnt tongue aside, THIS yumminess made the sorry-we-open-only-at-4pm-wait worthwhile. This magical pot of Mashed Potato ($3.80) was ridiculously creamy and oh-so-buttery. Magic!!! Or cocaine. Or unicorn blood or SOMETHING LA WHAT IS IN THIS seriously it’s like crack. Toooo good. You’ll get pretty jelat after a while, but it’s the omg-so-full-but-i-can’t-waste-a-drop-of-this kind of full, so you’ll still want to lick the pot clean even though you might possibly explode. You know what I mean? Okay maybe not, perhaps this only applies to gluttons lol. I may or may not need therapy.




Poulet Roti Half ($15.80), which is half a magical roasted chicken. I’ve been reading reviews of how fucking fabulous this was, so perhaps my expectations were far too high. But it’s still pretty good. The meat is soft, and the creamy sauce comes dotted with a few chunks of mushroom. I’d come back here for this and the mashed potatoes again. People have been exclaiming over the awesomely-crispy skin, but mine was just normal. Nothing to shout about, but still pretty damned moreish.

The total bill was about $57 for 2 mains, 2 sides and a Lemonade (sour max lol I didn’t like it at all), so this is a pretty affordable place. I’d go back again just to eat about 4 pots of their mashed potatoes LOL.

Okay so that sums up my last few days, I’m sorry i’ve been MIA. Been pushing out blogskins and webstore layouts like it’s my last few days on earth or some shit rofl. Ironically, I want to revamp mine some time soon. Getting sick of the gigantic photos lol.

Oh and here’s a nice little gif I made to put into Shanice’s newly revamped blog cute right cute right MASSIVE LOVE PLS :

You’ve never seen a gif like this before in gif banners right waahaha sometimes I surprise even myself lolololol SHAMELESS IS I LOL okay that is all kthxbai