It was my bf’s birthday yesterday so I took him to Carousel after work. Meant to surprise him by inviting our group out as well which went pretty well! I told the staff at the counter that it was meant to be surprise so they seated us at a table for 6 but only provided water for the two of us (cause they were supposed to arrive 15 mins later). So we began eating and were having a nice time when suddenly a waiter appeared and started removing one set of cutlery and fucking said to me, (in FRONT of my fucking boyfriend, mind) “table for 5, right?”


FUCKING PISSED LA CAN? I put in a lot of effort to keep that part a surprise and this fucking joker just blurted it out

What a dumbass tsk.

One crayfish

Two crayfishes? Or two crayfish? What’s the plural for crayfish?? Aiya so anyway, I went swimming 4 days prior and went to a “healthy” buffet (meaning japanese rofl) with Edward, only to be rewarded by a spectacular bout of food poisoning that lasted for DAYS. ULTRA PISSED OFF cause’ that meant I wasn’t allowed to have too much raw food. And there was raw seafood in abundance at the Carousel Buffet T_T ! Oysters, sashimi, crayfish, scallops, mussels etc omgosh I was so glum T_T

They have a pasta station! The pesto was middling, aglio olio was mediocre as well. Pass on this and save space for the rest of the food.

Desserts! I tried this tiny little cube of wasabi cheesecake cause’ I’m apparently damn kaykiang. Blearguahsdofuaosdifj

Creme Brulee! I think it was my favourite thing that night lor lol. These are like tiny little dishes so Shaun basically raped the dessert counter each time he saw them coming out with more creme brulee HAHA Anyway sorry to skip to dessert, I was having too much fun talking rubbish with them and kinda sorta forgot to take pictures of the food lol sorry!

Edward smeared his lips with chocolate and kissed the fuck out of Jamie’s face HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love my friends lol.

Anyway it cost about $65+ per person so the total bill amounted to $310+ (including the 15% off if you use credit/debit cards on weekdays, 10% off on weekends). Frankly I don’t think it was really that justified in terms of quality of food, but I had a good time so :

All in all I would say go if you really love oysters and crayfish! They shuck the oysters on the spot for you, which is good in terms of freshness but shitty cause there are ALWAYS chunks of shell pfffft.

Details here:

Carousel Singapore
25 Scotts Road, Singapore 228220
+(65)6589 7799 / +(65)6589 7745

Starfish bracelet from River Island

$9 only keke cause’ on sale ^_^

My new Palladio Eye Ink eyeliners! I ordered them from Ulta after they sent a free one to Smoochiezz (they are always sending free samples with the huge orders when we spree-ed last time) and it was THE BOMB. Unfortunately the sample was in grey so I couldn’t use it T_T.

So went to order via ULTA (bought 3 cause’ i’m kiasu) and they worked out to be about $10 each but they are fucking awesome please. They’re fucking tiny though, about the size of my ring finger only. The felt tip is pretty thin which makes it excellent for drawing wing tips plus the colour is damn dark !

The formula is tokkong la seriously! I rubbed my eyes and it didn’t/doesn’t smudge and that’s REALLY saying something cause I have oily lids. I slept in it last night and this morning it was pristine. Thinking if I should do a giveaway for it but then I only have 3 T_T !! HAHAHAAHAHA #kiasulogic

And my new frank card!! I photoshopped the number away la so you can’t hack me rofl but the gist of it is that YAY NEW CARD!!!! I picked the ass because .. I dunno leh it’s just really me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s not to say that I’m an ass la *shifty eyes* but whatever I love it !

Okay back to freelance, ttyl !

Lydia’s basketweave clutch thingy – not sure where it’s from (i’d already asked but she can’t recall lol)

Studded skull clutch she bought me for my bday :D !!

Turkey roll thingy at Delifrance

Seafood baked rice. This is one of my favourite things to eat seriously, although so far I’ve only had good versions of this dish at Jurong Point Delifrance and Tampines Delifrance.

Went mad at Artbox (AGAIN) and spent a shitload on stationary lol.

Ironically, bought a book that helps you record your (unnecessary) expenses, like .. the book itself rofl.

Bought these luggage tags because, well, aiya i also dunno seriously. They were so cute they made my brain cave in so I caved in in turn and bought them rofl. But they’re fucking cute la, albiet obviously pointless rofl. It’s a koala and a seal btw rofl i am so fucking retarded.

Aijisen Ramen with daniel this afternoon! I don’t get why everyone says it sucks leh, I really like their ramen + side dishes! What’s wrong with it ?? Okay what!!! Pfffft.

Fried Chicken side dish. This is damn nice la?! Tastes like deep fried zhi bao ji (paper-wrapped chicken) which is FUCKING shiok btw! Plus the portion damn generous please.

Mayo prawns. Another fave – I HAVE to order this whenever I’m there it’s just so nice and comforting T_T

Char Siu Ramen, which I also always eat. I rarely eat more than one slice of it though – I’ll distribute the meat to whomever I’m eating with – cause I really only like the soup and noodles HAHAHA Daniel accused of being fucking weird, which I’m obviously not *shifty eyes*

My new phone cover! Love the colour but it sucks in general because if I want to charge my phone, I have to remove the cover cause it just won’t fit into the fucking hole (that’s what she said HAHAHA) !!!! Annoying as hell tsk! Plus I bought it for like $7.50 and a week later, Daniel told me he saw it at Cineleisure, going for $2 tsk!

Friendship bands! I’ve always been a sucker for them and have always worm them as anklets just that my last one broke and I’ve been too lazy to get another. Walked by today and decided to get one or five (lol) cause the colours were too chio so I bought like a shitload. Naturally. I may or may not have a spending disorder lol.

Stupid fucker Daniel said it was damn loser-ish of me to buy friendship bands because they’re meant to be bought FOR you by your friends but wtf la pls that’s such a ass-backward mentality! MUST get a friend to buy me? QI XIN KNN! I want to buy I buy la why cannot? Siao one srsly -_-

Okay and I’m so sorry for the absence, have been trying to get my act together now that I don’t (technically) have a job rofl. I’ve started a new exercise routine and I’m trying to stick to it. Since I’ve time now and have always complained about not having time to exercise, I figured I have to start else I’ll be called out for being a lazy cock (which I am rofl). See how long I can keep this going for -shrugs-. I give myself 2 weeks tops before I lapse back into my sleep-eat-sleep routine rofl.

Okay time to freelance some more, ttyl ! Swimming tomorrow, I swear my thigh muscles are quivering in fear rofl.

Nakedglory is having a FLASH SALE this weekend! Watches are going for $20 each (regardless of size) at the Cathay Atrium today and tomorrow (9th & 10th June). We’ll be attached to the Smoochiezz booth :D !

Click on the photo, then like & share it to win a watch of your choice from the upcoming collection <3 !! Cya'll in abit <3 xoxo, Nakedglory

I wish you’d love me for who I really am instead of forcing me to become what you’d like me to be.

I’ve never felt this way about myself before. I’m not some insecure bitch who needs approval to function, but you make me feel exactly that – insecure and needy – every fucking time you open your mouth and basically tell me I’m not physically good enough. It’s fucking pissing me off, truth be told. How is it fucking possible that you find me lacking every single fucking time I tell you someone said I slimmed down? I obviously did what? But apparently it’s not good enough for you. When the fuck will I be good enough to be seen with you, why don’t you tell me? Must I become a stick or a twig or something?? 
I don’t understand why I need to exchange my self worth for your approval of my physical appearance. All i fucking want is for you to love me no matter how I look, is that really too much to ask?

I really don’t like this shitty person you’re turning me into.

ASOS Anchor Dress! Super love this – it’s damn hard to find M-shaped tops so I’ve been buying a lot of dresses with sweetheart necklines and getting them altered into tops.

Bought an ugly dress from F21 so I tried to dye it green rofl. Worst idea EVER.

STFU ring that Lena bought me :D ! She said she thought of me the moment she say it so I really don’t know if I should take it as a compliment rofl

Currently obsessed with the corn cups from Macs! Did you know you can swap your fries for corn at no extra cost? And it’s freaking delicious la, they give you a pat of butter to dump in and you just shake the whole thing (covered la of course) and all the corn gets buttered and sinfully yummy. Dead.

Went to Otoya, kinda overrated, I feel. And pricy, too @_@ !

Mao ordered this healthy soy with rice thingy. Looks not bad right? But once mixed, it looked like baby vomit. The texture was EXTREMELY slimy and off-putting, seriously sick.

Mao and bf, lena and bf

Back to the hotel to drink / cut the cake for respective birthday folks

Lena’s bday present from yours truly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Srsly lol

Don’t know what the fuck I was doing rofl

Fucking choya balls! That night srsly made me hate choya rofl.

New Baggu laptop case. Damn shiok to use!

Din Tai Fung with my sister

DIY Nail art lol. Now they’re half greengold half light gold – pretty awesome stuff!

New triangle necklace from Diva ($13)

My sister’s Panasonic GF 2 in Pink, which she’s selling! Bought it for $1.2k ++, comes with two lenses, camera strap, camera bag, and a 8gb SD card. Going for $800 (highly nego), please sms her at 98259290 !

The following pics were taken with the GF 2 :

Pretty sharp for a digicam, y/n?

She’s also selling her Miu Miu Coffer Bag in Cream (original price $2.4k) at $1.1k nego. Condition about 8/10, please txt her at 98259290 if keen! Comes with dust bag & authenticity card.

Big changes abound this month, I’ve officially stopped working for Smoochiezz full time. Am doing mostly events and part time for them, and am focusing on my freelance and Nakedglory for now.

On a side note, i’ve noticed quite a few people have started selling vintage watches. There’s someone who basically copied and pasted my layout and it’s really really prickling me. I mean come on la have some decency pls?

Pretty damn pissed but I’m not going to make a big fuss, just going to up my game and give Nakedglory the proper attention and time it deserves – been way too busy and I’ve to admit I’ve not been running it as well as I should/could have – but that’s all going to change in the near future.

Family crap still going on strong, am really trying my best to ignore it before I explode and kill everyone lol.

But so far, so good I think. Many revamps and freelance projects in the works, hopefully it’ll all go well. I have to be honest though, not having a full time job scares me fucking shitless, and I know I can still support my family and all but it’s just .. scary. Like jumping off a cliff without a parachute. Becoming an adult is a pain in the ass, i tell you. You’ve to think about so much shit! CPF, insurance, housing in the future etc. It’s really fucking sian to think about it but I guess it’s all part of growing up. I’ve never had this many headaches before, seriously.

On a side note, my eyes are going. I can’t see the huge ass numbers on those TV screens at the trains stations anymore. I’m fucking getting old wtf RAR okay freelance to do ttyl !

May I be frank? I’m fucking tired. Tired of the drama, of your constant ragging on me, your constant childishness.

You’re over half a century old. Grow the fuck up la. Fucking tired of having to clean up your messes, having to endure your fucking childish bullshit. Are you seriously fucking ignoring me again? Do you know who does that? 10 year olds, that’s who.

The list of things I hate is really long, but two things that are on top of the list are shitheads who tell me me what to do, and people ignoring me when I speak to them. And you spectacularly manage to do both at the same time. I greet you like any filial child would, and you act like I don’t exist. It makes me want to break something over your fucking head. And then you try to tell me what to do. Excellent. I’m 23. An adult. I don’t need you to tell me how to fucking live my life. I don’t need you to tell me that my lifestyle is “shitty” just cause I stay out late. I don’t drink or take drugs or have tattoos nor am I in a gang or juvie. Which part of my lifestyle is so fucking shitty, please fucking explain. You then add insult to injury and bitch to my brother that I am useless.

How fucking insulting. Useless? Really? How much am I earning? How much am I giving to the family every fucking month? I earn more in a month than you earn in probably 3 fucking months and you DARE to fucking call me useless? If i really am, then why don’t you take over the monthly payments then? Since you’re so wonderfully competent right? Why don’t you ask all of them to start taking money from you instead of taking money from me? Can you afford it? Obviously not, so why not just do us all a favour and shut the fuck up?

Best of all, you just keep insisting that all you want is for me to get a degree and you’ll get off my back. First of all, a degree is fucking useless to me in my line of work. And second of all, how fucking much am I earning already nb how many times more than a degree holder? Thirdly, just who the fuck are you trying to kid? You always need a target to verbally thrash, and the target has been me for several months; close to a year, almost. I am so very fucking sick and so very fucking tired of your crap. If I didn’t think everyone else would suffer the consequences, I’d throw basic respect out the window and just fucking go claws out at it with you but I was brought up right (by my sister, not you so don’t fucking flatter yourself) so I’m trying my best to keep a hold on my fucking temper. What I really want to do is throw a chair at your fucking face. What kind of shitty figure are you? Are you someone I can look up to? Someone who supports the family? The head of the house? No, no, and hell to the motherfucking no. You’re the epitome of parenting failure 101. Congratulations. You should get a prize.

You said you wanted to leave and never come back right? Just go. Whether you’re here or not, it makes no difference to me. You make me miserable and apparently the sight of me disgusts you so why don’t you just leave? If you don’t, I probably will as soon as I fucking can.

Frankly, the only thing we have in common is our surname and the fact that we find so much failure in each other. Oh and perhaps mutual disgust.

I’m so very fucking tired of this shit.

Popped by the food expo on Friday for some noms while at work but I didn’t get to explore the full thing so I went back again on Saturday. Glutton is I, i know lol.

Deep fried mantous in chilli crab sauce!! 5 pieces for $2 or some shit. Eat them fast (else they’ll get soggy from the sauce) and maybe if you can, wait around to see that they’ve just fried a fresh batch before going in for the kill lmao. This wasn’t bad, worth the money :D ! LOL sorry the mantous are at the bottom of the cup lol #lousyphoto

Yakitori Skewers! 1 for $1 or 3 for $2.50. GET THE CHICKEN ONES omg Freaking nice!

Fish luncheon meat burger! Some sorta new luncheon meat made out of fish. Tasted like a weirdly dense fishcake. Pass on this -_-

Some cheenapok stall selling dunno what cause I can’t read the chinese words HAHAHA. I assume it’s vegetarian la some sorta flour-based thingies.

Looks like this when cooked!

Also sold these ear-like thingies rofl. Daniel tried a cooked one and said it tasted like vegetarian abalone. REALLY MEH -_- ? Skeptical is i rofl

Another stall selling some sorta vegetable.

Auntie promotors kekeke! The one on the left was demonstrating the usage of a vegetable peeler. The peeler must be damn tok kong cause it was so thin she didn’t feel a slice on her face! ROFL I AM HORRIBLE

Some bakeshop making eggtarts!

And dunno what pie thingies

CLAYPOT RICE!!!! $3.50 for a pot and .. they give you the pot. FOR FREE.

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT ?!?! Free claypot leh ! Rofl my mom was so happy rofl.

Mediocre only though, but still worth it la (cause got free claypot HAHAHAHAHA #auntie)

There was hardly ANY seats available, so we went into this small blocked off section called the ‘beer garden’ which was practically EMPTY. Had tables and chairs and aircon AND was away from the crowds, how shiok pls?! Jamie bought a beer so we wouldn’t seem like assholes for anyhow using their tables rofl. Just go and sit there man else you’ll have a pissy time trying to find a place to eat!

Some sorta coconut cake thingy?

Peking duck crepes. PASS on this pffffft

Raw sugar cane. Surprisingly, only one stall was selling sugarcane. The wait’s pretty long cause she has to destroy like 4 sticks to get you one cup of juice nb but super refreshing, worth the wait I find.

ZHI BAO JI !!!!!!!!! Which literally means paper-wrapped chicken la. I totally love it in general, but this one .. was meh T_T. LOL sorry the chicken looked pretty dismal thus the photo of it’s relatively prettier .. box. LMAO

Durian pancake! Pancake was hot and crisp, durian was cold and lush. FIVE STARS!

And my favourite stall of the day !!! Shrimp and squid skewers omg SUPER NICE!!!

The prawns were like damn big is ‘Q’ and bouncy and just BUY ONE STICK OR FIVE LA SRSLY ROFL

Grilled on the spot lor pls. Good shit!

If you want it “spicy”, they’ll slather sambal all over it. The sambal sucks, but the squid is just too tender already lor still fucking nice!!

Nom nom nom ^^

Shrimps were pretty big too, $3 per skewer, cheaper if you buy more I can’t quite recall the price cause i was just like

so i didn’t really give a shit how much it cost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS FOR YOU SHAUN! I HOPE YOU REGRET NOT JOINING US!!!!! And you know why?? Because ..

“How big??”

“THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!!”


Okay random camwhoring with my boyfriend who looks cute here and me looking .. slightly cock-eyed rofl.

and two instagram pics from the food expo the day before lol.

Oh yeah there was a capsule sale going on in the John Little Sale hall, one GIANT bag for you to fill with capsule toys for just $10 lol. Daniel and I went mad rofl, pics of the toys next time perhaps!

Oh yeah before i forget, here’s a map I made lol :

This is like from memory so it may or may not be correct okay HAHAHAHA!

Gonna start invoicing people for the watches again around 5pm later this evening, hope ya’ll enjoyed this post ttys !!

The current liquid eyeliner I’ve been using – NYX Boudoir Collection Liquid Black Liner. Damn shiok to use and barely smudges!

Muji jewelry box my friends bought me for my bday :D !

Drawer below houses mostly earrings, keys, pin badges and broken parts lol.

Assortment of batches I bought from fleas. The leftmost one is a pixelated knight! So cute T_T

A pair of my favourite rings from UO

A shitload of rings from everywhere

~Shu nu~ necklaces lol

I think I have weird taste lol. My accessories are usually quirky like animal heads or rope neckalces or retarded things lmao

I stab my earstuds through a large cork board I bought from daiso ($2 nia!) ! Damn useful keke ! 

Earring collection is kinda sparse, which is an obvious sign I should work on expanding it, y/n ;P ? Food expo tomorrow (again lol), bringing my camera this time so I can’t fucking wait ^-^ !

Went to Purple Mustard today! It’s a hotdog place at Tanjong Pagar. Tiny little hole-in-the-wall, very interesting hot dogs !

Shaun had the Chihuahua. Find me an actual Chihuahua that looks like that and I’ll give you a thousand dollars rofl.

Daniel had the Achtung – it was MAD sour, he LOVED it and kept saying ‘THE SAUCE IS DAMN NICE’ but when I tasted it, I cringed so hard I turned into a prune and died a little inside. Thanks a lot biatch. Not. Although I think he genuinely liked it. But aiya he’s a boy – they all aren’t right in the head you can’t trust them rofl #ridiculousstereotype. By default you can only trust girls cause we have vaginas therefore we are always right. Logic ftw ROFL.

Had the ‘Pork It’, basically it’s an entire pig wrapped in a honey oat bun la rofl. Fucking humongous la please?! Frankly (excuse the pun WAHAHAHAHA), it was interesting but I would only go back there again to try maybe one or 2 of the more interesting hot dogs. I would, however, gladly bring my guy friends to try it because Shaun and Daniel were RAVING about how good it was and I was just like ?????? Got that fantastic meh? Not bad is not bad la but need to praise it like you’re trying to bed it anot???? (lolololol i am a horrible friend)

Coke comes in a little glass bottle (SO CUTE @_@ !!!!) and fries come in a cup. Fries were really good ! Crisp and hot, and you can choose to buy dips. I went for the Truffle dip. I don’t actually know what truffle tastes like leh. Every time i’ve had ‘truffle’ anything, it takes different. THERE IS NO SIMILAR ELEMENT OKAY WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! Okay so anyway, they gave me a little tub of truffle white sauce and it was pretty awesome! They have a really big selection of sauces (you’ll have to top up $1.50 to if you’re buying a meal) for the sauce but it’s worth it, no joke.

You can choose either fries or Asian Slaw to go with your meal. Choose the slaw or get the fries on the side or something. Or steal your friend’s fries. Either way, try both! The slaw’s really good! Damn refreshing, my fave part of the meal frankly. Service is friendly too!

Oh and it cost about $10 – $15 for a giant hot dog, drink, fries and my extra truffle dip. I’d say give it a try if you want something new! There’s this lamb hot dog with mango salsa, really wanted to try that but decided to stick with something more traditional pffft. maybe next time :D ! Here’s the address if you’re keen :

Purple Mustard (Icon Village)
12 Gopeng Street, #01-31/32 ICON Village (near Tanjong Pagar MRT), Tel: +65 6221 8498
Opening Hours: Mon–Fri: 11am – 9pm; Sat: 12pm – 9pm (Closed on Sun)

Overall I’d say interesting food + good service + relatively affordable prices = worth a trip down!

On a side note, i’m finally getting my funnier again. Recently have been so dull and sian about stuff that I can’t even blog funny anymore rofl. Let’s hope my written humour is here to stay lol. Hope you enjoyed this random food+trolling post ROFL