hungry bitch is fucking hungry

This telephone drives me infuckingsane. You have to stick your finger through the hole corresponding with the correct number, turn the entire dial, and remove your finger. I mean, sure it’s quaint and cute kinda, but NABEI if your house is on fire who the fuck has enough time to turn the dial 500x ?! By the time I’m done calling the fire department I’d have been burnt to a crisp already -.-

Anyway, swapped it out with a normal phone that doesn’t run the risk of being an actual cause of death lol. Also, today is a fucking boring day, my brain is possibly shrinking with each passing minute that I am here, inhaling the scent of smelly boys and stupidity. FML.

On a side note, I just answered my 600th question on formspring !

YAY! Okay off to get food and pee ttylllll

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Waffles! Pretty good man, but not the usual crispy type – it’s more of the fluffy, moist kind.

I had a Cowboy (in the cleanest sense of the word rofl). It was really damn good la I died x 500 T_T

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Mad loved everything – except the tomato la. I’m not a fan of tomatoes.

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She kept staring at it dubiously and I was like CAN YOU DON’T GIVE THAT FACE -.- ? And she was like okay how’s this >:D ?! LOLOL KUA ZHANG MAX LOLOLOL


We were all STARVING but had to wait for Chingy’s pancakes to arrive first zomg.

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Genuine surprise at the portion! FUCKING HUGE LA CAN LMAO SRSLY! Cream and maple syrup came in shot glasses – so cute right? BTW THIS TOTAL PWNED JOLEONG’S PORTION LMAO. Aptly called Pancake Party, lololol.


Look at the magical piece of beef (T_T) Sorry if the photos are a bit grainy, it was really dark la rarrrrr


Totally wiped it out. Super hungry zomg.

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Chingy was eating herself into a food coma (she ordered 2 pancakes, but they gave her 3) and her movements were getting slower with each bite la FUCKING FUNNY ROFL


We ordered ice cream to go with the leftover pancake – this is Salted Caramel Cheesecake. Nothing to shout about, but still pretty tasty paired with the pancake <3
Going insane / sugar high lol.


After this I got boxed into my seat by a really, really, really, really fat man. Died x 5000, got out of there asap man rar.

Blogger is driving me insane though – photo resizing is a major pain in my fucking ass man srsly it’s pissing me off damn badly tsk. Argh but for the love of money and nuffnang (but mostly money), I shall perservere!

Okay on to the next post brb!