22 Aug It’s always a good time!
Expendebles & 2am dims ! I think this is the first time that everyone drove their own vehicles LOL all trying to impress girlfriends or some shit pls HAHAHAHA STILL OPEN THE DOORS FOR THEM LEH WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! I asked my bf why he didn’t open the door for me and he was just like :
TSK THIS BITCH
Aforementioned stupid boyfriend carrying my Rib & Hull Tokyo Tote (which is THE BOMB, btw! The awesome straps are made of good quality leather which makes everything I carry MUCH lighter no joke!).
Kissyface + i don’t know what fucking jiao bin I’m giving LOL
Spent Sat, Sun and (part of) Monday with him and it’s just such a rare treat! He works daily without a break, so even if he manages to squeeze out some time with me, it’s usually just for lunch or dinner. If we meet after his work, he’ll be asleep within 2 hours cause he’s so tired :/ ! So these 3 days have been so awesome i can’t even oaisdjfoaisjdf
SPEAKING OF RARE TREATS – WEE YOSHINOYA!!!!!!! Mad love it, and being the poor trapped soul I am that’s enslaved by the horror that is the ~low carb diet~, I can only eat like 5 spoons of rice and whack the ~liao~. Haven’t eaten this in DAMN long cause the Tampines branch closed down (WTF OKAY HOW DARE THEY ETC)! Not to mention they have the magic that is a perfectly wobbly semi-cooked ~Tamago~ egg omg brain crying right now
Brought my sister to try Poulet at Bugis Plus, but they only opened the kitchen at 4pm (SIMI SAI) so we had to pass the time and line our growling stomachs with these shitty fries. Obviously we didn’t know it was shitty till after ordering, but wah lao maximum shittiness leh these fries! Not crispy, cheese was CURDLED (SIMI SAI?!) and not ~melted~ at all. Potato skins were semi-soggy. Those potatoes died a horrifically meaningless death lol. One minute of silence for those poor potatoes please.
YAY POULET! So excited to try it cause like you know, it’s chicken and french and chicken so ya LOL.
201 Victoria Street
#04-12, Bugis +
Don’t bother looking for a number or anything, they apparently don’t currently take reservations.
Lovin the decor and ~vibe~ ! Okay now on to the good stuff we all loveeeee :
Oxtail De Bourgulgnon ($15.80), which is basically just .. Oxtail stew. Duh. Reasonably good, my sister thought it was just okay but you can really taste the ~wine~ in it so I guess alcoholics (HI ZIYING) will be all over this shit lol.
Escargot De Bourgogne ($8.80) for half a dozen escargot. It arrived sizzling, I burnt my tongue because obviously i’m the smartest person on earth, but i felt it was just middling. May or may not be biased against this cause a) it had some sorta tomato-paste thing inside it, b) it was basically drenched in oil and c) i burnt my tongue on this tsk!
Burnt tongue aside, THIS yumminess made the sorry-we-open-only-at-4pm-wait worthwhile. This magical pot of Mashed Potato ($3.80) was ridiculously creamy and oh-so-buttery. Magic!!! Or cocaine. Or unicorn blood or SOMETHING LA WHAT IS IN THIS seriously it’s like crack. Toooo good. You’ll get pretty jelat after a while, but it’s the omg-so-full-but-i-can’t-waste-a-drop-of-this kind of full, so you’ll still want to lick the pot clean even though you might possibly explode. You know what I mean? Okay maybe not, perhaps this only applies to gluttons lol. I may or may not need therapy.
Poulet Roti Half ($15.80), which is half a magical roasted chicken. I’ve been reading reviews of how fucking fabulous this was, so perhaps my expectations were far too high. But it’s still pretty good. The meat is soft, and the creamy sauce comes dotted with a few chunks of mushroom. I’d come back here for this and the mashed potatoes again. People have been exclaiming over the awesomely-crispy skin, but mine was just normal. Nothing to shout about, but still pretty damned moreish.
The total bill was about $57 for 2 mains, 2 sides and a Lemonade (sour max lol I didn’t like it at all), so this is a pretty affordable place. I’d go back again just to eat about 4 pots of their mashed potatoes LOL.
Okay so that sums up my last few days, I’m sorry i’ve been MIA. Been pushing out blogskins and webstore layouts like it’s my last few days on earth or some shit rofl. Ironically, I want to revamp mine some time soon. Getting sick of the gigantic photos lol.
Oh and here’s a nice little gif I made to put into Shanice’s newly revamped blog cute right cute right MASSIVE LOVE PLS :
You’ve never seen a gif like this before in gif banners right waahaha sometimes I surprise even myself lolololol SHAMELESS IS I LOL okay that is all kthxbai