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16 Aug

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A few days ago, my car starting making fucking weird poot-poot-poot noises and it turns out something inside burst or exploded or ripped or something. I wouldn’t know what and I don’t really care because I have a vagina and knowing car parts is not in-built into my system. Would be a different story if I had a penis, but I digress.

Got dragged along to pick up the car which I deemed to be a tiresome chore but I wound up discovering all these awesomely adorable vintage cars! So freakin’ cute right? They were filthy as fuck, don’t get me wrong, but cute nevertheless. I’d have taken more shots but my sister was giving me what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-i-want-to-get-out-of-here-now vibe so bo pian T_T. I’ll make J take me here soon. I think I saw one of those buggy thingies, hope I can get a good shot of that next time!

On a side note, internet is down. Can you fucking believe it? I’ve a deadline for 2 sites looming over my head like a cloud of acid and the internet chose TODAY of all days to commit suicide. Fuck you very much, Singtel. Stuck at my boyfriend’s house leeching his seriously shitty internet but shitty internet is better than no internet at all so LLSUCKTHUMB lor gg balls.

Okay back to freelance. I’m completely booked for this week and half of the next, I think my brain might be swelling from staring at too much coding. Expendables 2 this Saturday, I can’t fucking wait! Going to meet Daniel’s new gf MUAHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH TROLLING TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME! Okay that is all, the torture that is coding beckons. Bye y’all T_T

16 Aug

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A few days ago, my car starting making fucking weird poot-poot-poot noises and it turns out something inside burst or exploded or ripped or something. I wouldn’t know what and I don’t really care because I have a vagina and knowing car parts is not in-built into my system. Would be a different story if I had a penis, but I digress.

Got dragged along to pick up the car which I deemed to be a tiresome chore but I wound up discovering all these awesomely adorable vintage cars! So freakin’ cute right? They were filthy as fuck, don’t get me wrong, but cute nevertheless. I’d have taken more shots but my sister was giving me what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-i-want-to-get-out-of-here-now vibe so bo pian T_T. I’ll make J take me here soon. I think I saw one of those buggy thingies, hope I can get a good shot of that next time!

On a side note, internet is down. Can you fucking believe it? I’ve a deadline for 2 sites looming over my head like a cloud of acid and the internet chose TODAY of all days to commit suicide. Fuck you very much, Singtel. Stuck at my boyfriend’s house leeching his seriously shitty internet but shitty internet is better than no internet at all so LLSUCKTHUMB lor gg balls.

Okay back to freelance. I’m completely booked for this week and half of the next, I think my brain might be swelling from staring at too much coding. Expendables 2 this Saturday, I can’t fucking wait! Going to meet Daniel’s new gf MUAHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH TROLLING TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME! Okay that is all, the torture that is coding beckons. Bye y’all T_T

27 Jun

Posted at 10:18h in picspam
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Props.

Wigs specially flown in from New York.

Candy coloured, quirky shoes.

One of the pieces of the Faraway Prefall 2011-2012 collection by rêvasseur.

Prepping the lights.

Valentina before makeup :D

Okay this picture doesn’t really do her much justice but she is FREAKING pretty after makeup !!!! Like srsly D:

Speaking of makeup, Xara Lee was the makeup artist! Nice and friendly (:

2nd Model. Didn’t quite get her name though lol oops. Will find out tonight ;x

Pretty Essie colours :D

Chicken rice for lunch. It was pretty good, or perhaps we were just starving.

Touching up half-way during shots. Also, see that grey/white ball thingy on the designer’s wrist??


IT’S A SKULL PINCUSHION D: ~~ !! Freaky as fuck lol.

Pins were inserted into this (poor) styrofoam head so that it’d keep the wig in shape.

And a sneering David Chan, #1 Hater LOL

We went to Ikea to nom after. Oh my god, meatballs, how I have missed you T_T.

Appetite has been going mad recently. Been eating portions so small it’s like underfeeding an already malnourished child or something. This is 5 meatballs with pasta, which was pretty awesome.

AND THIS CHOCOLATE MOUSSE was like a present from God himself. It’s ridiculously smooth and creamy, and the best part is .. it only costs 90 cents. I SHIT YOU NOT LOL when I laid eyes on it I swear the heavens parted and I heard the hallelujah chorus playing somewhere in the background lol. MAGIC. Sooooo good /dead

Hargao at Crystal Jade with Lydia afterwards. Pretty yummy, but I was about to explode from all the Ikea noms. Collected another typewriter, I now have FIVE vintage typewriters at home LOL. 1 is huge and mine, 1’s been sold, 3 are up for grabs. Pictures soon perhaps tonight or tomorrow.

On a side note, y/n to the new layout? I like it’s simplicity. Super clean. Almost makes up for all the dirty jokes and swearing that goes on here *cue hum sup face* heh heh heh ;) ~

Okay that is all, almost done with freelance /wipes tears

02 Jan

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Our countdown was held at Ed’s place and Joce/Shaun/Haris and I got there early. Earlier on, Daniel told us he wouldn’t be able to make it cause’ he’d be celebrating with his girlfriend so we were all like DANIEL IS A WHORE ETC ETC LOL. Turns out, he was coming to surprise us and Edward let the cat out of the bag cause’ he’s also a whore like that. TABLES WERE TURNED. WE REMAIN ASSHOLES ROFL. Edward tricked him on the phone and told him we wouldn’t be coming cause’ we got lost etc (Edward lives in ululand) but he was already on the way so he bo pian dropped by.

BEST. SHIT. EVER. We turned off all the fucking lights and hid in various places – Shaun behind the curtains, Haris behind the door ( LOGIC FAIL LOR WTF?? HE THINKS HE’S A CAMELEON OR SOMETHING CAN BLEND WITH OTHER BROWN OBJECTS HAHAHAH), joce and I in the cupboard. Edward went to pick Daniel+Gf up while we waited in the dark, trying not to giggle to death ROFL. So mature right HAHAHAHAHA we heard the door open and just sit there in TOTAL FUCKING SILENCE. Heard Daniel walk into the room, telling Edward he was damn sian that everyone was not coming then I SLAMMED THE CUPBOARD DOORS OPEN AND WAS ALL LIKE


BOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE WAS FUCKING SCARED IT WAS DAMN FUNNY ROFLROFLROFL WE ALL DIED LA SRSLY. But he hadn’t seen shaun yet / shaun was out in the living room / HE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE A BOTTLE WITH HIM so i was all like eh go put your drink in the fridge leh (*mentally rubs mental hands in glee*) ROFLROFLROFL and so he took the bottle and walked to the kitchen while all of us followed WHEN SUDDENLY SHAUN RAN TOWARDS HIM FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN, SCREAMING LIKE A MADMAN ROFLROFLROFLROFL AND DANIEL WAS ALL LIKE

He actually shouted and sprinted backwards abit HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA GOD DAMN IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY WE WERE ALL DYING SO HARD SO FUCKING HARD ROFL. HAPPY NEW YEAR DANIEL MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHA ^^


I believe this photo sets a precedence HAHAHAHAHA poppers, glowsticks sparklers and alcohol for everyone YAY !


Raspberry 7-up is like so fucking underrated leh ! It’s so lovely, I don’t know why so few people drink it T_T ! Soon it will become obsolete and extinct, much like Schweppes cream soda ): ! Excuse me while I cry hysterically for a moment. Schweppes soda is fucking nice la I can’t find it anywhere anymore miso sad T_T


YAM-SENG-ing + Joce being a professional camwhore ROFL


Counting down with the TV / armed with all our poppers HAHAHAHAHAHA you can’t see shit la it was too dark to take anything but everyone basically popped their poppers / started singing/ screaming / prancing around shouting HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES ROFL


The aftermath HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shit this daniel fucking lousy la sprayed confetti into all our drinks lor fuck LOL


Edward is an awesome host lor ! He was making nuggets / seawead chicken thingies in this for us NOMNOMNOM ^^


SAUSAGES :D !!!! LOL fuck I’ve always wanted to say “I HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE LAST YEAR” before eating my first morsel of food of the new year but I ALWAYS FORGET ): !! FUCK NVM NEXT YEAR NEXT YEAR LOL


Long exposure group shot, I threw light sticks at haris (cause they all had to freeze there for abour 4 seconds) HAHAHAH i like how the effect turned out though


Imitating Daniel’s stance/expression of shock when Shaun pounced HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Nom time~


And out into the open we went, armed with sparklers, a tripod and the shittiest lighter ever rofl


Their first try rofl. I was like OKAY WRITE YOUR INITIALS! But I dunno la this is terrible I don’t know what’s going on HAHAHAHAHA


Couple 1 HAHAHAH damn fail la their heart looks like an ass ROFL


Couple #2 lol DAMN HAO LIAN ABOUT IT


ARTERIAL SPRAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS ROCKS


Douchey pose ROFL TSK


Daniel with his fucking annoying point-at-camera-like-he’s-awesome pose GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE THAT MOVE


One of my favourites that night rofl. NAISE RIGHT FUCKKKKKK


HADUGEN !!!!!!


More general Hadugen-ing HHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHA


BLANKA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Fire breathing


He kept going OW OW OW OW each time a spark fell on him and I laughed so fucking hard I couldn’t draw the 2nd wing properly ROFLROFLROFL


Transformers HAHAHA


TRON HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAA


SADAKO ROFL creepy hor tmd


STILL GOT FIREBALL OKAY DON’T PLAY PLAY HOR HAHAHAAHHAHAHA Eh but shit the sparks kept falling on my palm I was twitching like an epileptic lor ROFL FAIL


It’s 2011, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!


I think it was about 3am when we got back to the house HAHAHAHAHA they had a Shit My Dad Says marathon while I died rofl. This is the next morning. It was terrible HAHAHAH we were all impossibly nua ROFL


LOL Waxed


Brekkieeeeeee


LOL Shaun was like HELP ME I’MBEING SANDWICHED HAHAHAHAHA


Cocksters united.

Okay shit that is all. I didn’t bring my camera out to David’s place yesterday, so will have to wait til he uploads, which will probably be in about .. 5 months la, give or take HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! Okay I am seriously dying, need to take a micronap or some shit ttyl

02 Jan

Posted at 03:11h in picspam
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Our countdown was held at Ed’s place and Joce/Shaun/Haris and I got there early. Earlier on, Daniel told us he wouldn’t be able to make it cause’ he’d be celebrating with his girlfriend so we were all like DANIEL IS A WHORE ETC ETC LOL. Turns out, he was coming to surprise us and Edward let the cat out of the bag cause’ he’s also a whore like that. TABLES WERE TURNED. WE REMAIN ASSHOLES ROFL. Edward tricked him on the phone and told him we wouldn’t be coming cause’ we got lost etc (Edward lives in ululand) but he was already on the way so he bo pian dropped by.

BEST. SHIT. EVER. We turned off all the fucking lights and hid in various places – Shaun behind the curtains, Haris behind the door ( LOGIC FAIL LOR WTF?? HE THINKS HE’S A CAMELEON OR SOMETHING CAN BLEND WITH OTHER BROWN OBJECTS HAHAHAH), joce and I in the cupboard. Edward went to pick Daniel+Gf up while we waited in the dark, trying not to giggle to death ROFL. So mature right HAHAHAHAHA we heard the door open and just sit there in TOTAL FUCKING SILENCE. Heard Daniel walk into the room, telling Edward he was damn sian that everyone was not coming then I SLAMMED THE CUPBOARD DOORS OPEN AND WAS ALL LIKE


BOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE WAS FUCKING SCARED IT WAS DAMN FUNNY ROFLROFLROFL WE ALL DIED LA SRSLY. But he hadn’t seen shaun yet / shaun was out in the living room / HE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE A BOTTLE WITH HIM so i was all like eh go put your drink in the fridge leh (*mentally rubs mental hands in glee*) ROFLROFLROFL and so he took the bottle and walked to the kitchen while all of us followed WHEN SUDDENLY SHAUN RAN TOWARDS HIM FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN, SCREAMING LIKE A MADMAN ROFLROFLROFLROFL AND DANIEL WAS ALL LIKE

He actually shouted and sprinted backwards abit HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA GOD DAMN IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY WE WERE ALL DYING SO HARD SO FUCKING HARD ROFL. HAPPY NEW YEAR DANIEL MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHA ^^


I believe this photo sets a precedence HAHAHAHAHA poppers, glowsticks sparklers and alcohol for everyone YAY !


Raspberry 7-up is like so fucking underrated leh ! It’s so lovely, I don’t know why so few people drink it T_T ! Soon it will become obsolete and extinct, much like Schweppes cream soda ): ! Excuse me while I cry hysterically for a moment. Schweppes soda is fucking nice la I can’t find it anywhere anymore miso sad T_T


YAM-SENG-ing + Joce being a professional camwhore ROFL


Counting down with the TV / armed with all our poppers HAHAHAHAHAHA you can’t see shit la it was too dark to take anything but everyone basically popped their poppers / started singing/ screaming / prancing around shouting HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES ROFL


The aftermath HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH shit this daniel fucking lousy la sprayed confetti into all our drinks lor fuck LOL


Edward is an awesome host lor ! He was making nuggets / seawead chicken thingies in this for us NOMNOMNOM ^^


SAUSAGES :D !!!! LOL fuck I’ve always wanted to say “I HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE LAST YEAR” before eating my first morsel of food of the new year but I ALWAYS FORGET ): !! FUCK NVM NEXT YEAR NEXT YEAR LOL


Long exposure group shot, I threw light sticks at haris (cause they all had to freeze there for abour 4 seconds) HAHAHAH i like how the effect turned out though


Imitating Daniel’s stance/expression of shock when Shaun pounced HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Nom time~


And out into the open we went, armed with sparklers, a tripod and the shittiest lighter ever rofl


Their first try rofl. I was like OKAY WRITE YOUR INITIALS! But I dunno la this is terrible I don’t know what’s going on HAHAHAHAHA


Couple 1 HAHAHAH damn fail la their heart looks like an ass ROFL


Couple #2 lol DAMN HAO LIAN ABOUT IT


ARTERIAL SPRAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS ROCKS


Douchey pose ROFL TSK


Daniel with his fucking annoying point-at-camera-like-he’s-awesome pose GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE THAT MOVE


One of my favourites that night rofl. NAISE RIGHT FUCKKKKKK


HADUGEN !!!!!!


More general Hadugen-ing HHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHA


BLANKA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Fire breathing


He kept going OW OW OW OW each time a spark fell on him and I laughed so fucking hard I couldn’t draw the 2nd wing properly ROFLROFLROFL


Transformers HAHAHA


TRON HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAA


SADAKO ROFL creepy hor tmd


STILL GOT FIREBALL OKAY DON’T PLAY PLAY HOR HAHAHAAHHAHAHA Eh but shit the sparks kept falling on my palm I was twitching like an epileptic lor ROFL FAIL


It’s 2011, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!


I think it was about 3am when we got back to the house HAHAHAHAHA they had a Shit My Dad Says marathon while I died rofl. This is the next morning. It was terrible HAHAHAH we were all impossibly nua ROFL


LOL Waxed


Brekkieeeeeee


LOL Shaun was like HELP ME I’MBEING SANDWICHED HAHAHAHAHA


Cocksters united.

Okay shit that is all. I didn’t bring my camera out to David’s place yesterday, so will have to wait til he uploads, which will probably be in about .. 5 months la, give or take HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! Okay I am seriously dying, need to take a micronap or some shit ttyl

21 Dec

Posted at 07:33h in food was involved, picspam
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Iced Chocolate for me, fresh Orange Juice for poks. And when I say freshly squeezed, I mean I saw the dude slicing an orange in half and juicing the fuck out of it, which resulted in a MOTHERFUCKING sour glass of OJ LMAO. Her face puckered up like a raisin after taking one small sip LMAO


My chocolate was okay only la, abit milder than I’d expected. Tried dumping a sugar cube in it which turned out to be a HUGEASS MISTAKE LMAO. It was a cold drink, so the sugar cube didn’t dissolve. Just sat at the bottom of my cup being all smug and bitchy, so I crushed it with my straw. Another colossal mistake lor nabei! Cold drink = undissolved sugar which equated to my next sip basically being a shitload of sugargrains diluted with some milk -.- ! I SUCKED UP AN MOUTHFUL OF SUGAR GRAINS LEH WTF ALMOST DIED FROM SHOCK TSK FAIL MAX


Magic Cuff~


Magical wild mushrooms. Fucking amazing.


Lydia’s scrambled egg magic. They added some sorta capsicum-salsa to it – DAMN NICE OMG. Never been a fan of capsicum but PHWOAR I DIED.


Close up of deliciousness.


EGGS BENEDICT = MAGIC. Possibly contains part of tinkerbell + a bit of unicorn hair etc.


Prosciutto, hollandaise, some mushrooms buried below a poached egg + shitloads of chives. OM. NOM. FUCKING. NOM. BRB DYING ALL OVER AGAIN.


POACHED EGG ZOMG


BROKEN POACHED EGG ZOMG !!!!!!! Look at all that runny goodness omg I love eggs T_T


Okay that is all rofl. I won’t be seeing Poks til next year cause’ she’s flying off to the land of kimchi for the holiday season (T_T) ! Speaking of the holiday season, this is a bow on one of the Tiffany trees along Orchard road! It looks really pretty from afar, but as you go nearer, you’ll notice how shitty it is. And I mean that in the most LITERAL way possible – all the damned ornaments were splattered with bird poo omg D: ! YOU POOR THINGS I TOTALLY KNOW HOW YOU FEEL T_T ! Even this bow is dirty as shit (excuse the pun), rofl.

Okay that is all, have to finish up my freelance work asap, gotta leave my house in an hour if not I’m gonna be late as fuck tsk hope ya’ll enjoyed the foodpic-spam! TTYS ✈

19 Dec

Posted at 04:02h in flea for all, picspam
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Handmade accessories made by Lysetta! Thanks for taking care of my shit for me while I ran around phototaking!


My shit.

We were given booths downstairs, right outside the Pop-up store area. Which irked me quite abit, because there was a full-on flea market scene going on upstairs. With proper, rectangular tables! But it turned out well in the end la, because it rained and the people upstairs kinda drowned a little (or so I heard). Plus, not a lot of people knew about the booths upstairs so we’d randomly suggest to the shoppers to go upstairs else they’d have no business lor I think.


Inside the popup store area!


Edgy acrylic rings by L’il Eaux Ashby


Necklaces by The Luxuriate


Rings by The Luxuriate


Clothes by ROUCHET


Modparade!


Studded brogues. Mad chio.


More Modparade yumminess


Clothes by Ablackdiamond(.livejournal.com). Stall owner was really friendly and nice (:


It’s nice to see the stall owners reaching out to new customers.


Uncvred!


And now, the smoochieez section. IT WAS MADNESS. People were queuing up before the event even started just to get her stuff!


See what I mean ?? I was dying trying to get photos for Freemansland zomg. Everyone damn pushy and kancheong some more lor KNN I FELT LIKE STABBING PEOPLE WITH NEARBY EYELINERS ZZZZZ


Lucky girls who got there early managed to get lovely OPI shades! I couldn’t though cause obvlsy I had to take photos NINABEI


Testers


A LOT. A LOT. A LOT OF MAKEUP


Pretty eyeliner crayon colours! Okay after this BUAY TAHAN had to run out to breathe


Went up to take more photos lol.


Honestly there was a lot of good loot, but I think only thin girls are selling their stuff la nabei only looked like they fit a UK6-10 kind SIANNNNNNNNNN !!!! There were really nice and cheap F21/ Newlook stuff all around BUT WAI SO SMALL WAI ?!

For example, HOW CUTE ARE THOSE STRIPED SAILOR SHORTS?!? T_T


More shorts! The light wash denim ones had little details on them, see following photo


Cherries and ice cream etc SO CUTE! But again, WHY SO SMALL WHY ?!?!?!?!?! *weeps hysterically*


Lovely rings


You see?? Navy blue F21 shorts NABEI CUTE LOR CAN? $10 nia *DIES*


Okay back to my floor again! Stall owners all the way to my left were very quiet, didn’t interact much with them lol


One of the more notable shops, OHCILLY! Aiyo their stuff MAD CUTE WANT TO DIE SRSLY


Cute rings!


Lovely, lovely earrings! I bought 2 pairs – golden foxes and lovely sleek doves for Lena bb BUT NABEI I LOST THEM !?! I don’t know how also I just can’t find them!!! Super upset seriously they were pretty pricey lor zzzzzzzzzzzzz If you look closely at this photo you can see the doves + foxes! They’re the dainty all-gold ones rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr MAD PISSED ZZZ


Anyway, the notebooks are fucking adorable. No joke. I know Joce LOVESSSSSSS rainbows so I bought her 2 notebooks! The rainbow one and one with a fat cloud leaking rainbow-coloured rain drops. Lovely. Visit them at OHCILLY!


One of the orgs! She’s bubbly and a mad camwhore ROFL. And I ventured into the liar of squeeziness again rofl


Hoarders really HOARDED like mad nabei ! This belonged to ONE girl. WHY SO HOARRIBLE HAHAHAHAH oh god I am disgusting ._.


By the time I could FIND the time to actually shop, all the pretty shades GONE. Sian T_T


One of Hazel’s sisters (they are triplets so you can agaragar what they look like la rofl) + Shona also trying to hoard TMD HAHAHA


Two shades that I bought. Topcoat + a lovely midnight blue which I managed to drop on the floor. And BREAK. KNNNNNNNNNNNN I only used them one time lor ! Now my nails sibei chio blue but gone fuck cannot repair if chipped SIAN ZZZ


Lysetta’s friend in a pink shirt + matching MANWHORE BADGE m/ !! Am loving the irony of the words on his shirt rofl GIFT OF LOVE LEH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO APT I LOVE IT


The Freemansland team taking a short break


Oh and some joker with a turtle shell bag rofl. Cute but siao la HAHAHA AND IT WAS SOFT LOR I went to poke it hehehehe


MY FUCKING CUTE VOLCOM SHINY GOLD WITH BLACK RAINDROPS PENCIL CASE !!!!!!!!! LOL sorry must use caps very jidong because it’s so motherf-ing lovely. You will see many pictures of it soon ROFL


Yummy cookies Lydia made! There were dipped in chocolate, but unfortunately the heat made them melt / messy so she gave a few of the packets to me. I tried to coerce her into giving me the whole damned bag but I failed terribly T_T ! THEY WERE YUMMY LOR like shortbread magic in your mouth T_T


Shitloads of rude badges lmao. Left with about 15. MISO HAPPY ^^


Customers!


Picked up my ASOS loot from Hazel at the flea ! YAY BUG CUFF! The circumference is actually pretty big leh which is why I managed to get around my bicep KEKEKEKE MAD CHIO ! LOVE ITTTTTT

Joce and Shaun dropped by for abit, afterwhich I passed Joce her present and subsequently managed to break my polishes by dropping them on the floor while trying to get her present out the bag. Oh and also managed to lose Lena’s earrings in the process. I motherfucking win at life.

Lena and Zichao dropped by at the same time and we went for dinner. Which was terrible. But I was hungry so fuck it who cares rofl. Saw Sherwin/Chystal/Amos as well rofl WHY IS TDS COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME WAI D:?!


Scored this Marc Jacobs leather bracelet from Smoochiee at $15. Managed to get the phrase I wanted, which is Nemo nisi mors, which means YOU TOUCH YOUR WHAT in chinese ROFL (NI MUO NI SHE ME) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okok no la in latin it means ‘No one but death shall part us’.


Bug bangle, assorted rings


PENCIL CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA again with the ji-dong-ness sorry sorry paiseh BUT IT IS LOVELY IS IT NOT T_T ?!!? Rofl I think i need to see a psychiatrist.


Zichao!


Lena’s incredibly phallic-looking fish LMAO


Lena


Lena and zichao

Okay that is all. Loot post tomorrow if I don’t fall into a coma tonight. On a side note, HOLY SHIT THIS IS A LONG-ASS POST ROFL. Oh and did I mention I’m at work today? MEH.

12 Dec

Posted at 04:23h in conartist at work do not disturb, food was involved, nua bean, picspam
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Waraku @ Heeren ! Heeren’s mega empty now lor, it’s quite weird. Or maybe I’m just getting old ? In my upper sec days, we’d always hang around Heeren after school rofl


Did not touch this. At all. Eating salad is bad for you.


Scallop/Squid pasta with pesto sauce. not bad. Mega oily though I was literally squeezing green oil out every spoonful lmao.


Hentai. Oh sorry i mean Mentai. Which is also porn. Food porn. Okay i lost my train of thought. It was delicious and cheesy and deliciously cheesy. The end.


Prawn Gratin m/


Acting demure


My bb poks


Nautical in-between ring


General camwhoring


Nose itchy while camwhoring LMAO


Killer shoes


(Y)


Giant M&M tin – $4.50 from 7-11 ! Comes in lotsa colours (red/yellow/orange/blue/green) + it’s quite an awesome stocking stuffer, honestly lol


Comes with a pack of m&ms inside


Guess who’s back from Perth? Honestly I kinda forgot she got back HAHAHAHA then I was just at Waraku with Poks I was like, “oh you know Zinc is back?’ followed by “OH FUCK YA SHE’S BACK AH” *frantically invites her out* HAHAHA FAIL MAX.


Met Chingy afterward cause’ she wanted to watch the Hi5 concert. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL okay no la I’m just kidding PLEASE DON’T KILL ME LOL


Apparently there’s a running joke with me and eggs lol. Whenever I’m eating anything with yolk in it somebody will go like “LOOK! IT’S YOK WITH THE YOLK!” -.- ……………………………….


Went to the SGTCC to look for Joleong (she was working in one of the booths) and there was no way we were going to pay full price just to be around cosplayers lor basket! So we waited for some dudes to come out and were like *acts demure* “Hi / can I buy you’re ticket if you’re not going in again (: ?” and they were generally like D: It’s okay i give you my ticket :D ! One dude gave us his 3-day pass lol SHIOK m/ !!


Toys by stickymonsterlab.com !


(This is the exact same picture but cropped so you can see the tiny bean better lol)

So cute right omg I love love love the tiny nua bean (it’s the small one on it’s side) lol MAD CUTE! From korea I think, but the figurines aren’t for sale yet though lol. Keep an eye out for them though they’re super adorable !


Ugly dolls ! Didn’t take a lot of photos la honestly. Was trying not to collapse / die cause’ my shoes were killing me T_T


Another version of the nua bean LMAO


There’s an actual following. For Singa the lion. I fucking shit you not rofl


Booth signboard done by joleong! Awesome Y/N ?


Waiting at starbucks for Joleong to finish~


Gold incase. I think Joleong might actually be colourblind la she couldn’t tell what colour it was D:


Semi-ashamed of my chop lol


Joleong’s .. (there really is no other way to say it) little pony LMAO


Daiso reindeer ears~


Joleong scored this awesome droid watch la ! Cast iron leh nabei miso jealous ! All sold out already though couldn’t get one for myself T_T


Flips open ! Awesomeeeeee


TCC @ Citilink for noms


Joleong being annoying lol


Chingy retaliates


Joleong is cheesy / I canNUT be bothered HAHAHAHAHAHA we were all being nua beans la and when I’m tired I talk cock like nobodies business I swear. Kept making nut-related puns ( my drink was a choconut milkshake topped with chopped nuts) and I think jo really wanted to punch me HAHAHAHAHAHA

AIY OKAY THAT IS ALL. Motherlong post man seriously. On a side note, my friends are being cheebais and tried to expose my chinese name on the tagboard SO IT SHALL NOW BE REMOVED MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! Anything can just formspring me la. The tagboard has been kinda redundant since the arrival of formspring, anyway. Shrugs.

Okay I haven’t online shopped ALL. DAY. No joke. Need to start now to relax a little OKTHXBAI !

PS – I SHALL TAKE MY CHINESE NAME TO MY GRAVE MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

21 Nov

Posted at 07:13h in bo liao post, picspam
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Acting demure in the salon before dyeing my hair red (with no apparent difference SONOFABITCH)


My sister’s bimbotically pink slippers. I swear she bleeds pink.


Magical, fucking shiok hacheonggai (prawn paste chicken) at Tampines Block 406 ! J’s favourite as well lol.


Made the boxed Deluxe Mac and Cheese and this is what the cheese looks like. SIBEI SOLID OKAY SRSLY D: !!! Kinda looks like a yellow turd yes/no ?? Not very different from the normal boxed mac and cheese leh – DELUXE MY ASS (which is also trufax HAHAHAHAHA miso disgusting)


One of the brands found in Ikea! FUCKING FUNNY LA SOUNDS LIKE DICKHEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A+


Mj with my sister last night

kangs are $1
ang kangs are $2
5 tai $1
10 tai $2

In one round i kanged 598298349834 times and cleared ALL her chips FUCKING FUNNY she was kaopei-ing all night long man srsly HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ALL YOUR BASE (AND CHIPS) ARE BELONG TO ME LOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay sorry obscure gaming reference you might not get ;p


Today’s lunch lol + CLIMBING NUGGET MOUNTAIN ROFL. Damn full now going to explode and rain nugget bits on people HAHAHAHAHA

Ah okay bo liao post is bo liao ttys !

07 Nov

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Fucking tired / sprained a calf muscle / sleepy like toad / am now officially a gum smuggler / almost peed myself after being forced to go on a fucking scary ride (KNNB YOU ASSHOLES!) / smelt the sweat of 950993 people / had mad, crazy, super perversely insane fun with my bitches / desperately, desperately need sleep @_@.

Pics are on their way up on flickr, video will take a little longer (depending on how efficient Daniel is in sending them to me), and my brain is now going into a coma brb when the pics are up !


We managed to get four seats in a row at the back ! Shiok (Y)


Bus smelled fine and was clean – thank god @_@


LOL cocksters united – Shaun’s expression A+ lololol looks like he’s trying to swallow a his tongue or something rofl


Assholes are assholes. Keep chupping into my photos tsk FUCK YOURSELVES D:< !!
Holy Jeans lolol


I think J touched Shaun’s armpit at this point or something rofl


NABEI BIG PIMPLE ROFLROFLROFL


Fingertips marks the pimple ! ROFLROFL we’re all cheebais HAHAHAHAHAHA


All of them gaying the fuck out on shaun’s arm rofl


Traumatized bitch is traumatized rofl


Freaks out a little more lolol


This is how J passed him a Calbee potato-chip-fry thingy rofl. Shaun remains traumatized LOLOLOL


LOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF


K.O-ed the rest of the way to Genting – 6 hours in a bus lor KNNB sit until backside moulded itself into the shape of the seat already lor nabei rofl. Genting’s weather is amazingggggggg ! It’s like 24hr airconditioning MAD SHIOK !


LOL Look at daniel being a sick piece of shit ! They thought that the rollercoaster in the background was The Corkscrew, hence his A+ gesture ROFL


Me : “Eh wah lan your expression damn fucked up! CAN YOU PLEASE ANOT?!!?”


Shaun “LIKE THIS BETTER?” LOLOLOL FUCK OFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHA


Shiny tree sibei shiny


Gay cousins sibei gay HAHAHA


We got there at around 3am? FUCKING COLD LA NABEI !! Only could check in at like 11am lor nabei


BOOMZ gum ! Eat one = INSTANTLY AWAKE! It’s like seriously super BOOMZ HAHAHAHAH

before gum -> ._.
After gum -> O_O

AHAHAHAHAHAHA NO JOKE


LOLOLOL cockster united I SWEAR! They are all Yeos lor damn irritating LOLOL


K.O-ed while waiting around


Let them watch Shit My Dad Says on my iphone – it’s a FUCKING funny TV series you need to check that shit out pronto !


After getting our room! Went to casino = no photos . Also lost like $50 in 10 minutes HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAIL MAX SRSLY.


Getting themepark tix :D !!


Stole Daniel’s FCUK hoodie KEKEKEKEKE and gave him my cardigan instead ROFL. He liked it so much he asked to trade leh HAHAHAHAHAHA COTTON ON CARDIGAN TRADE FOR FCUK HOODIE LEH !! OKAY SET NO PROBLEM ROFLROFLROFL


Not sure what the flying fuck exactly Daniel is doing with the balls la HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and no we didn’t buy them la ROFLROFLROFL



ROFLROFLROFL


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLOLOLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL


Super windy – hair flying all over the place machiam Storm from the X-men HAHAHAHA


Cheesy tourist shot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH There was this mini-model of the entire resort in the hotel lobby, and there was a giant energizer battery in the middle and we were all like SKARLY REALLY GOT GIANT BATTERY and LOLOOLOL KNN REALLY HAVE LEH !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL-ED LIKE MAD SRSLY


Wanted to try this but they didn’t want to cause’ they were afraid of how smelly the jackets would be -.- ….


Purple cotton candy~


LOL they are like the gayest cousins I’ve ever met I swear rofl


Shooting-the-pins carnival game !


I wanted the Shoyru lololol OKAY FINE I USED TO PLAY NEOPETS OKAY JUDGE AWAY ROFL


Acting pro ROFL


IS ACTUALLY PRO!!!!!! WTF !!!!!!!! He shot everything down leh @_@ !! WOOHOO now I have a shoyru plush :D ! I am of the gay please try not to judge


Shoyru plush :D ! + kay kiang wear stockings tsk SHIVERING LIKE TOAD ONLY LOR KNN


Gravel is gravelly


Pellets!


Tokens~


I swear they can’t take a normal photo together one leh rofl must always make cock face srsly _|_


See -.- ? BTW we’re waiting in line for The Corkscrew – it spins like 360degrees rofl quite shiok – screamed until my balls exploded i think rofl


Manly hand is manly rofl


At Kenny Rogers for .. lunch? Wah fuck can’t remember @_@


Muffins !!!!! The Golden Vanilla one was pretty yummehhhh !


Food fiends. They eat like @_@ srsly I can’t even describe it – I think they actually INHALE their food or something lol


Chicken! Okay only though


Mac & Cheese! Can’t tell you enough how psyched we were – until it came and we were like BOOOOOO YOU WHOREEEEEE ! Shitty beyond belief man srsly /dies


Chocolate fountain has chocolate


Can’t decide if these are cute or cheesy @_@ ! Went to Ripley’s museum thingy (either before or after this, can’t recall) and on to a house of horror – KNN it was srsly scary la – screamed my ass off man seriously random shit popping out of nowhere and grabbing me )(OIJDOAISJDAOISDJOAISDJ GTFO !!!!!!


Zhi char-style dinner! BEST MEAL OF THE GETAWAY SRSLY.


SUPERFRESH!


Gone in record time lol


Potato leaf dunno what thing la. Still shiok though lol.


Butter prawns – something like cereal prawns except without the cereal rofl.


FISH. OHMYGAH SO GOOD! Please note the photos are relatively from the same angle – they kept nagging me like WAH LAO STOP TAKING LA WE WANT TO EAT ETC ETC THESE BITCHES TSK! So I had to snap super fast. Also because I was hungry as fuck also la rofl


Nom nom nom ^^


Getting matching temp tatts rofl. We were called the circle of trust from our secondary school days – so we were supposed to get this circle but J was being a cheebai lol and wanted something else so we each got something somewhat circle-like rofl.


KPO-ing rofl


Powdered over.


Daniel releases his inner bengster ROFL – still put on hand somemore leh rofl sibei beng la !


Jamie’s radioactive symbol -.-


My wreath


Daniel’s bengster-max symbol


Shaun’s Pointed circle lol


Dai-di-ed for abit, and K.O-ed. Like seriously, when I woke up i was like WTF I FELL ASLEEP? HAHAHAHA FAIL


No, I’m NOT nekkid -.- ! LOL why ya’ll so twisted one ah LOLOL so fast got formspring question asking me if I really am or not!?! I’m wearing the ASOS black tube la lol ya’ll perverts.


(And in direct contrast to my previous statement) I bought a booby-shaped stressball for my daddy ROFLROFLROFL he was like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D: HAHAHAHAHAHA


Rope necklace to last me 3 outfits lol / BOOMZ gum / cheap ciggs


KFC (lolol) before getting on the coach back home


BUAY SONG FACE!? UP YOUR ASS, BITCH ROFL


They have rice in the KFC meals in Genting – comes with soup and chicken meatballs rofl


Off to the arcade for a bit!


Daniel gachaponning


LOLOLOL GIANT JOY STICKS FOR ..


GIANT TETRIS !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SUPER KUAZHANG DAMN FUNNY ROFLROFL


On the way back home


Mine + Shaun’s gum stash ROFL but it’s mostly shaun’s la rofl.

Man I had a crazy time. They are all annoying and insane and perverse but I love these bastards I swear. 8 years of friendship and counting, bitches!

Ah okay, trying to compile all the videos into one, but Daniel’s taking his own sweet time or something la want to punch him already tsk -.- okay that is all, shall go nua one corner now KTHXBAI!