rant


It’s no secret that I’ve been copied to death, but when people try to copy Nakedglory; something I’ve poured my blood, sweat and tears into – that’s just crossing the line. I know it’s business, but FOR SHAME man! Seriously?

From my style of phototaking (watches on wood textures) down to category names (Large & Petite??? Surely there are OTHER words you could use? Big and small for example??? Even going so far as to call vintage watches “True Vintage”, almost ALL the terms I personally coined?? May I suggest thersaurus.com ?). And now it’s been taken one step further. Copying my printed watches, from florals right down to maps. Where does it stop? I mean, of course mine are still prettier, but it’s just the principle of the matter, isn’t it? Plus, one of the most blatant copycats actually had the gall to block me on instagram. Gotta say I was thoroughly offended by that; felt like an unprovoked slap to the face.

Some people have told me to just take it as a compliment. They tell me imitation is the best form of flattery, but I call bullshit. It’s just downright disrespectful and frankly quite gross. I shall mention no names cause’ I refuse to give them (yes, there are several now) any sort of fame and recognition. I can’t deny it gets under my skin that there are people that unscrupulous, but it makes me strive to be better. Rage has me raring to go; raring to grow my business and to make Nakedglory more awesome than ever. We’re kicking ass and takin’ names and will do so for a long time to come. Now we’re bringing in vintage bags, and I’m striving to add more and more goodies to the site. Did I also mention I’m working on a KICKASS new website? Stay close, friends.

On that note, check out our new printed collection! More maps and florals than ever before, and they’re ALL so pretty! Swear I almost shed tears today whilst I was unpacking! Every piece is handmade, and will only be going for $28 each or $25/each for 2 pieces. I’m considering $23 each for 3 pieces and up but I’m not too sure yet. That’s at least $10 less than my usual printed watch prices (although those came with warranty), but hey I gotta stay competitive, right ? I’ve decided that they’ll be $25 each or $45 for two :D !

Grow where you’re planted :D


Quotes, textures and even a lil’ something something for all those hipster chicks ;D !


Pinapple prints; one of my personal favourites! So cute and bright! But I truly love pineapple prints so I may be a little biased. Or not. Still chio la!







Feathers, patterns and even tribal. Told you we’re kickin’ ass hehehe





Ombres, Chevron, Geometrics. Chevron is also another personal fave! Keeping for myself ^_^!









Florals with and without dials (just testing out the dials to see if they would look good and they turned out pretty nicely if I do say so myself :D !












And of course, maps. I put a lot of effort into these, hope you love them just as much as I do! They’re approximately 3cm in diameter, not too big and not too small (: ! Did I also mention … that there are also 50 pcs of printed petites as well ;P ? Stay tuned for sneaks!

Do take note that we’ll be at Scape this coming Saturday. I only have 1-3 pieces per design so fastest fingers first (: ! We’ll also be at the Geekspiration Roadshow at Singapore Poly on the 30th of Oct, do drop by and support if possible :D !

On a final note, I just wanna say thank you all for reading my sporadically updated blog. I really am trying, and frankly am limited to certain topics as, now that I’m working, I can’t afford to offend certain people. All I can do now is bitch loudly in private *sheds tear*.

Have a good week ahead y’all, 明天会更好 (: !

Honestly, I am so fucking tired and frustrated with this. Just fucking do your job as parents la. Act like fucking adults. Why must there always be fucking cryptic messages, dirty looks and cold shoulders in this fucking house? Just act your age la got so fucking difficult meh? You force me into higher education, it’s for my own good blah blah blah – FINE. I see the point, I get that it’s good for me, but I tell you right fucking now I can’t fucking afford to pay $36k. Where the fuck am I supposed to get the money from?? Shit it out? Pluck it from trees? So fine, you say you will sponsor our education. Great. I’m ecstatic, I truly am. Free education is not something anyone would refuse. So when I’ve checked it all out, the details etc, I just asked again to confirm once more that we won’t be the ones forking out right? Because we simply can’t afford to. We don’t take another dime from you further than the school fees. We will earn our own money in the mean time as it always has been. I haven’t taken a cent from you for allowance or what not since I was 16.

We won’t take a cent from you further than the cost of education you insist we must have. So I asked and you got agitated. Why? Why are you mad? I’m simply asking if I will land myself in $36,000 worth of fucking debt. Is that a hard question? Why is my question “one kind”? HOW IS THAT A ONE FUCKING KIND QUESTION? YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FUCKING GET EDUCATED AND YOU INSIST AND INSIST AND WHEN WE DOUBLE CHECK TO SEE IF THE COSTS WILL BE BORNE BY YOU, YOU GET ANGRY WITH ME WHAT THE FUCK LEH SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING GOING ON???????? Am I not supposed to be concerned about my own financial situation and possible 5-figure debt?!?!?! Am I supposed to blindly fall into such a large sum of debt for education that I really do not even need??

Today I got a fucking sms that was full of passive-aggressive angst. I just want to fucking say that if you’re not keen to sponsor our education, then fucking don’t. Don’t fucking force yourself, k? I don’t feel like I need a fucking degree. I’m doing okay on my own. If you want to fucking insist that we further our education, then be fucking ready to bear the costs because we damn fucking well can’t afford 36 grand for a piece of paper.

Honestly I’m just so mad and tired of all this. I wish I had more of a parental figure than just having my elder sister around. Truly she’s the only one who acts her age around here. I just want to have someone who won’t get mad when I want to celebrate my birthday because “your 21st birthday big fuck ah? very important meh??”. Someone who won’t ignore me for months on end simply because they’re unhappy with me. Someone who’s logical and reasonable. Is that so much to ask? Someone?? Anyone???? I’ve really had enough.

To top that fucking off, I had to drop an on-going project today. The deadline was tight but my macbook is being a giant cunt and just fucking died on me. I can’t fucking power up, I don’t know what the fuck to do. ALL MY FUCKING WORK IS ON IT. ALL. I feel like jumping off a building. Or stabbing several people in the face. Oh and I just started bleeding with magical cramps to boot. Is today the day where all hope dies? Cause’ I really fucking think so.

Aiya I am so fucking tired. We are all so fucking tired of your antics. Why don’t you two just grow the fuck up?

I had a really bad day. Late buyer which led to me missing my shuttle bus despite running like my ass was on fire which of course meant excessive sweating because I was wearing a friggin’ blazer. Excessive sweating. In a blazer. On a hot day. Not fun at all.

So fine, I missed the bus. I sulk a little and swear a lot (in my head). Tried to get a cab but the queue is so freakin’ long I end up waiting for the shuttle bus again cause it’s faster. Day proceeds as usual, bf makes me feel better as usual. Day gets better.

Met a buyer whose parcel I forgot to mail out (GO ME!). Wanted to meet another buyer, she went MIA for 2 hours and I seriously got so fucking mad I almost blacked the fuck out. It’s not really her fault because the plans were not concrete but how can someone not answer the phone/be contactable for 2 hours right? Just totally agitated and irritated to the point that I just had to fucking cancel my dinner plans. Just fuck it la really no mood to do anything what a fucking shitty day tsk!! Proceeded to take shitty public transport full of shitty inconsiderate fucks who leaned on poles and shoved me around. In the future I might possibly go on a killing spree. If that ever happens you will all technically be involved. THE SIGNS WERE THERE PEOPLE! IF YOU HAD REPORTED IT MAYBE I WOULDN’T HAVE KILLED EVERYONE! Or something like that lol. Obviously I’m foaming a little in the brain as well.

I couldn’t reign in my temper today so to make me feel better I bought some makeup in order not to go crazy and start stabbing people in the face. IS THAT THE BEST EXCUSE TO SHOP OR WHAT HAHAHAHA round of applause for me please! Hmkay so anyway, I can’t sleep at night now so I’m always on Pinterest looking at interesting things (and the stupid comments that accompany them). I read about these Revlon® Just Bitten Kissable™ Balm Stains and apparently they’re the bomb.


I’ve read lots of reviews on them (research before you buy, people!) and the majority are saying that it hydrates + the colour stays on for hours and hours with no transfer! Perfect for lazy toads like me. My lips are damn dry and tend to crack at night, so I went mad and bought 6 different shades. I was ordering from Drugstore.com and it’s a pain in the ass to order cause’ they only accept U.S credit cards, so might as well get a shitload lest I have to purchase again if the colours don’t suit me.

Anyway, I love that it’s like a fat little chubby crayon thingy! And not to mention retractable as well! Will review once they’re here, can’t wait ^^ ! Okay I started writing this entry in a foul mood but shopping really makes me happy cause’ I feel so much better now!!! This does not in any way confirm the fact that I am a shoppaholic, k? -shifty eyes-

On a side note, I totally forgot about my Forever21 loot! Really shows how much I shop – I literally forgot about my entire package of Forever21 stuff (which includes a dress, two tops and a wallet) – DAFUQ BRAIN?! Will ship back to Singapore together with my lipbalms kekeke EXCITED!

Okay one last side note – BKK in 4 days !!!!!!!!!!! Brain’s about to explode from excitement T_T

Today, i spent about 40 minutes scouring the internet on how to add sub-pages to blogger sites. As in the real pagination kind, not random css drop-down menus (which are relatively easy to do).

I found a youtube video and it was basically the most useless piece of shit like EVER. WHO the fuck makes a youtube video TUTORIAL WITHOUT NARRATION ?! WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LEH????????????

YOU CAN’T JUST HIGHLIGHT WORDS HERE AND THERE AND AIMLESSLY CLICK BACK AND FORTH AND WASTE 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE OKAY?!!?

I seriously got PHYSICALLY mad at how fucking stupid this dumb cunt was. I was THIS close to leaving a super horrible youtube comment on how his fucking youtube video basically gave me brain cancer and how he just massively shortened my life span. I stopped myself la but omg I’m like fucking fuming mad right now. Seriously just seething with rage ARGHAOISDJAOISJDAOISDJ!!!!!!

I mean, yeah I tried to forward the shitty stupid repetitive AIMLESS parts as best I could BUT THE MOST AMAZING THING WAS AT THE END OF THE STUPID FUCKING VIDEO, IT TURNS OUT IT WAS COMPLETELY USELESS BECAUSE HE’D TITLED THE FUCKING VIDEO WRONGLY?!?!?!!!??!!??!?!?!!?

HE CREATED A HIDDEN PAGE INSTEAD OF A SUB-PAGE ?!?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING TITLE IT “HOW TO CREATE A SUBPAGE” IF YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT A SUBPAGE IS!?????????????????? WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS OMG I’M SO MAD SO MAD SO SO SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

I’ve killed him like 20 fucking times in my head already. Argh I need to chill the fuck out

Stupid people are the fucking worst srsly

Okay I know it seems like I am ALWAYS pissed off but today the guy at the PO really deserved the Moron Of The Year award leh knnb.

I dropped by to mail out watches and shunbian asked him why I didn’t receive my slip?

a) it’s not my first time ordering
b) I have ~always~ received my notification slip
c) the package came 1 motherfucking week early how the fuck was I supposed to know
d) WHY DIDN’T I GET MY SLIP ???

THIS MORON HANDED ME ONE GIANT FILE WITH THE ADDRESS OF EVERY SINGLE ASOS PACKAGE DELIVERED (privacy ftw) and asked me to look for mine. It wasn’t in there. How could it be in there when every fucking person whose name was inside GOT A SLIP? WO MEI YOU SLIP OKAY very hard to understand meh??

I was like I WAS NOT GIVEN A SLIP. WHY wasn’t i issued one?? They sent my package back to the UK already!!!

AND HE SAID TO ME :

“It doesn’t matter whether or not you got the slip. You can always come down here to check what.”

You can always come down here to check what.
You can always come down here to check what.
You can always come down here to check what.
You can always come down here to check what.
You can always come down here to check what.

WHAT KIND OF CHEEBAI LOGIC IS THIS???????? NO SLIP = NO CLUE THAT MY FUCKING PACKAGE IS HERE NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT WAS ONE FUCKING WEEK EARLY NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU FUCKING MORONS DIDN’T EVEN ISSUE ME MY FUCKING SLIP AND YET IN THE MIDST OF ALL YOUR MIGHTY FUCK-UPS I AM SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DROP BY THE FUCKING POST OFFICE DAILY JUST TO MOTHERFUCKING CHECK ON THE MOTHEFUCKING NON-UPDATED LIST THAT IS COMPLETELY USELESS SEEING HOW IT IS SORTED BY THE ADDRESSES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY RECEIVED SLIPS??!?!?!?!

YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANGRY X 98239481293819238 I CANNOT EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE OKAY HOW STUPID ARE YOU?????????????????????????? MISTAKE SAY MISTAKE O-MOTHERFUCKING-KAY? DON’T FUCKING IMPLY THAT IT’S MY FAULT FOR NOT RANDOMLY DROPPING BY THE PO JUST TO SEE IF MY PACKAGE-THAT-IS-NOT-SUPPOSED-TO-ARRIVE-TIL-NEXT-WEEK HAS ARRIVED OR NOT OKAY??!?!?!

oiajOISDJaoisdjaoisdjaoisdjaoifdjOIJADSoqije1o2e1:Ojk34-9qwoeijrqowijrqwroij!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ioquwefoijdfoiasdf

I sense a disturbance in the force. Am hoping insanely that this buildup of bullshit will translate into good karma soon and my life will suddenly be amazing and happy and full of amazing things like japanese food / patrick stump / limitless shopping. Otherwise, this giant shitload of, well, shit might just drown me in it’s overwhelming shittiness and I will die a horrible death from overexposure to excretion. Good times.

Is there a place where I can run to ? Someplace I can do away with having to finish my dinner in 5 minutes to escape the tyranny of my father / never encounter stupidity and inconsideration and guailan mofos ever again / eat whatever I want and become a size 8 / be happier than I ever was?

In the words of Tina Fey – I want to go to there. Run like the fucking wind and never come back. Well actually I know where it is. It’s in the land of the filthy rich.

Someday bbs, someday. I can feel it my bones.

On a side note, to add to my shitty shitfilled shithole that is my life : YAY !!!!!!! A TWO-IN-ONE PIMPLE-MONSTROUSITY-THINGY JUST POPPED UP ON MY NOSE. I FUCKING LOVE LIFE. THE GLASS IS SIBEI FULL I TELL YOU – full of liquid shit, that is.

Karma I love you, but you’re bringing me down. No la I’m just joking I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH!!! Was I GHENGIS KHAN IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE? DID I RAPE AND PILLAGE AND KILL ENTIRE VILLAGES SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING I really cannot understand / fanthom / tahan anymore T_T

Come on la ladies! I know we don’t exactly come with built-in nozzles, BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE STOP FUCKING PEEING ON THE FUCKING SEAT!!! DID YOU NOT UNDERGO POTTY TRAINING AS A CHILD?! GOD DAMN.

I cannot even BEGIN to count the number of times I’ve sat on pee droplets just cause’ the stupid bitch who’d used the toilet before me DIDN’T WIPE THE SEAT!

LIKE HELLO?!?!?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING GROSS THAT IS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN JEEZ!!! Is your urethra opening crooked or something ?????? NABEI okay even if you do have a fucking crooked urethra opening, at least have the fucking courtesy to clean the fucking seat when you’re done la ! Just take a small square of toilet paper and WIPE THE FUCKING SEAT DOWN! DAMN FUCKING HARD MEH? It’s damn fucking disgusting la what the fuck is wrong with you people man. Do you not know what the fuck hygiene and consideration is ? GOD DAMN.

As a general rule, I wipe the seat down BEFORE (and after because I’m not quite so disgusting) i pee because so many females are 1) disgusting 2) inconsiderate 3) disgusting and inconsiderate – but FUCK LA sometimes I miss a few droplets and end up SITTING ON THEM AND I JUST THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. Please do not excuse yourself by saying ‘Oh its gross to touch pee’ or some fucked up bullshit like that. If you find touching your OWN pee gross, what about us victimized bitches? SO WE TOUCH YOUR PEE WE DON’T FIND IT GROSS MEH? GO FUCK YOURSELF UP THE ASS WITH 20 TYPES OF DIFFERENT CACTI VARIETIES MAN YOU SELFISH CUNTY BITCH!

I’M DAMN PISSED (excuse the pun) OFF K THIS IS LIKE THE 9879439182419283TH TIME ALREADY NINABEI! Not paiseh one ah? When people walk past you and into the stall YOU JUST VACATED AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TRIED TO SPRAY TAN THE FUCKING SEAT WITH YOUR PEE, DO YOU FEEL NO SHAME??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

IF YOU’RE GUILTY OF MISFIRING, PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU TO WIPE THE SEAT CLEAN. KARMA’S A BITCH ONLY IF YOU ARE, WHICH MEANS YOU WILL SOMEHOW END UP DROWNING IN A PEE-FILLED-TOILET-BOWL SWIRLY-RELATED ACCIDENT, UNDERFUCKINGSTAND ?

GOD DAMN.

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In summary:
1) you are a fuckhead
2) you are a childish fuckhead
3) you are a 50-year-old childish motherfucking childish fuckhead
4) it’s time to grow the fuck up
5) I am not fucking psychic, I cannot read your mind, I do not know what you want unless you instruct me
6) I’m not professer fucking X from the fucking X-men
7) Go fuck your fucking unreasonable, childish self in the fucking ass
8) You should have gotten a motherfucking vasectomy.
9) Temperamental fuckheads like you should never have children.

Someone please tell me if I’m in the wrong k, but this is fucking annoying me to death.

I bought something from seller X, and I’d asked for her to leave me feedback on my SGST Feedback page :

Yep thanks, do leave me feedback here :

http://community.livejournal.com/sgstfeedback/1207126.html

In this format:

Where transaction took place: SGST
Item of transaction: XXXX
Rating:
Comments:

Thanks !

And she replied me with this magical sentence

“We didnt deal in sgst!”

Um. Okay. We’re both SGST sellers/members, and I just recently saw your selling post on SGST selling those X that I bought what?? You post every-freaking-where – sflea / sgst / needtosell – what makes you think I’d remember which site we transacted on? You didn’t leave your sales post link in your email (WHICH ALL SELLERS SHOULD DO PLEASE – it makes it very easy for buyers to view pictures etc etc and therefore will lure buyers to buy your items because they will repeatedly view pretty pictures of said item. TRUE STORY.) either, right?

Please note I’m FUCKING sure it’s positive feedback because I’m a damn good buyer. I will haggle ONLY ONCE in my comment, like “$2 off with meetup possible (: ?” that kind of shit, and if you’re not down with that it’s okay, I will probably still buy it because I’m a crazy shoppaholic like that and I’ll transfer almost within the hour or (at most) by the end of the day. All deals with me are guaranteed to be fuss free – because I personally hate draggy / haggly / indecisive buyers – and super fast.

BUT it’s okay, if you don’t want to leave me SGST FB, that’s fine also, so I sent her this :

Oh yeah hor sorry ! but you do have an sgst acc right? as in i saw the X on your selling posts on sgst before lol but if it’s okay if you’re not comfortable with it, do leave fb in this format instead

Where transaction took place: Needtosell / sgflea (paiseh I really can’t remember which site I commented on)
Item of transaction: X
Rating:
Comments:

Thanks (:

and her reply was another magical :

“Hmm aren’t we not supposed to post non-sgst related deals on the sgstfeedback page?”

Okay, what the FUCK man seriously. Please do not email me at 8 fucking 11 in the fucking morning with bo liao shit like this can anot?

1. I am being extremely transparent by stating WHERE the transaction took place, am I not?
2. This feedback page is my ONLY feedback page and therefore my reference page for other future buyers/sellers who might want to deal with me.
3. It’s for REFERENCE, ONLY.
4. I DO NOT count invalid feedback (eg: wrong format / diff community) in my SGST Feedback count, therefore I am not cheating anyone, and am being honest, no ?
5. I really need to shit, which is irrelevant, so see point #4.

So fucking inflexible for fucking what? I am not cheating anybody, and I am not BEGGING you to leave me fucking feedback. Like I said, if you’re uncomfortable with it, don’t fucking leave me feedback k. I have completed over 3 THOUSAND transactions (at the very fucking least and not even including sprees) all over the fucking place, be it sgflea, sgsale or whatever bloody selling community and i do not CHASE for feedbacks, because frankly I can’t be fucked about it. I frankly DO NOT CARE whether or not you leave me feedback (or not), but please DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS.

Someone please tell me if i’m in the wrong or not, because this totally killed my mood this morning and possibly cause my brain to bleed internally and I feel super unjustified at the implication that I’m a dishonest seller / that I fixed my SGST feedbacks.

TSK.