On a side note, I’ve recently bought my domain. It cost me $435 SGD for the damned thing cause’ it used to be .. an online sex toy shop.
LOL wtf right?! Sometimes i regret taking this name what with it’s provocative implications rofl. If you search Nakedglory with safety off, LOL you’ll be in for a BIG surprise HAHAHA ! After paying 435 freaking bucks for it, am going to utilize it as best i can. I hope i can design in an unforgettable way hehe – like when you see the site your jaw just drops to the ground in awe. That’s the effect I’m going for lol. Hopefully I’ll be able to do so properly in time for the next launch (: !
Also, I almost fucking died today -_- . A majorly creepy spider somehow found it’s way into the lorry and when the bf took me out for dinner, I saw it creeping along the window’s edge and was basically dying. We were along the highway and there was no place to stop, so MY SMARTYPANTS BOYFRIEND FUCKING ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK PLS !!!!!?????
He thought that it would fly out but WTF LOR THE WIND IS OBVIOUSLY BLOWING IN MY DIRECTION SINCE WE’RE TRAVELLING FORWARD RIGHT SMLJ LOGIC IS THIS!?!?!?!? THANK FUCK it didn’t fucking fly towards me tsk but it did get SUCKED INTO the car door. Like when he rolled the window down, it went down together with the glass window INTO the fucking door. OR SO I THOUGHT.
Me: WTF WHY YOU ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW???? NOW IT”S IN THE DOOR!
Bf: LOL nvm la it’ll just die inside the door! <— WTF LOGIC IS THIS SRSLY
Me: It’s going to fucking crawl out again la?!
Bf: Won’t la !
I turn to the left and it was fucking STARING AT ME FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK so I basically yelped/screeched/almost shat myself like so:
Which freaked the shit out of my boyfriend which then caused him to swerve into the next lane which was thankfully empty parallel-wise thanks to a slow-moving car in said lane.
And that’s how I almost died today.
Motherfucking spider tsk.