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Adler Junior 12 / Silver Reed SR 15 / Olympia Travel De Luxe

3 typewriters I’ve recently sourced, all up for sale on Nakedglory! Drop me a text at 96716946 if keen and I’ll let you know if the current reservations fall through k !

On a side note, I’m fucking pissed off today. Incompetent fucks in the lan shop are FUCKING incompetent. It’s your job, why the fuck are you looking at me like I hold all the secrets of the universe? WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CONFUSED?! Aren’t you supposed to know this?? Why are you asking me stupid questions???

Super fucktarded and also, nabei you’re fucking pissing me off okay. Must you always sound so irritated when I call you? Did I accidentally rape your anus with a fork or something? Nabei you cut my line TWICE yesterday and now you refuse reply my messages. I don’t know if it’s because you’re sleeping or somehow have been in a coma since last night for about 14 hours or something, but can you fucking reply anot? Fucking pissing me off lor srsly. Asshole. What did I do to you ??

TSK NOW THEN REPLY _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_ _|_

KNN dulan to the max today. Everyone needs to fuck off fucking far far a-motherfucking-way.

Yesterday was my last day at the Tampines lanshop. Today i’m stuck here at Toa Payoh and I must say I’m very sorry to report that Toa Payoh kids are dumber than Tampines kids x 3910291092. Oh my god I feel like punching their faces in. Yes, I was obviously born without maternal instincts. DUH.

On a side note, my dad is packing up the lan shop now; by Friday it will be completely empty. I don’t know how I feel about it. 70% happy, 30% sad/worried about my family’s income now that it’s been halved.

Okay so anyway, I’m blasting ‘Fuck Him He’s A DJ’ by Ke$ha at the lan shop and my lan shop is currently filled with primary school kids. They looked horrified when they first heard the chorus LMAO! At first I was like :

Am I corrupting the youths of tomorrow ????

But after that I was like :

LOL BRB GOING TO HELL HAHAHAHA

The power of cross-processing and Photoshop Actions. Not quite sure which one I love more, but I really do love this shot. Also, +10 points for zoom lenses cause this spider was about the size of my thumb.

/balls shrank SO HARD

and bought me A ROTATING, GINORMOUS, JEWELRY PILLAR THINGY !!!!!!!!


OH MY GOD I IZ DEAD


MY ROOM MACHIAM DIVA NOW T_T !!!!

Now I’m like running around like this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOHOO !!!!!!!!!

YAY later i’ll go pack the other side (it’s shaped like a triangle so it has 3 sides. Just finished with bangles and rings, on to necklaces now WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^^ !!!!!


Achromatic Lucid


Achromatic Treble ( 3 faux golden dials)


Achromatic Moonlight


Ignite Series


Faces glow in the dark!


Ignite Classic


Ignite Cursive (on right)


Aphotic Series


Aphotic Treble ( 3 faux dials) SOLD OUT


Aphotic Classic


Aphotic Numbered


Aphotic Quad


Aphotic moonlight (on left)


Aphotic Brown Series


Aphotic Brown Simplicity


Aphotic Brown Baker’s Dozen ( Similar to Simplicity, but has the number 12) / Aphotic Roman Gold


Aphotic Brown Roman Minimalist


Aphotic Brown Original


Wanderlust and Bloodlust (on right) – Deep magenta faces


Wanderlust.

All watches come affixed with leather straps. You can request for an additional black or brown strap at $5. All watches are going for $23 with meetup, $24.50 mailed or $25.50 with registered mail.

Meetups available tomorrow evening in Town if payment can be made by tonight.

TXT me at 96716946 for confirmations!

xoxo,
Nakedglory


Dangly F21 earrings which you can’t see because they are .. tohpeng (hokkien for upside down / inverted) LMAO. I fail.

On a side note, getting damn pissed off with that stupid gmarket seller who sent out my hard drive covers via NORMAL MAIL. I paid for registered but you sent it out via normal and i have yet to receive it because singpost is retarded x 10, it’s been over 2 weeks leh.
I txted him/her/it and asked nicely for a replacement since the it was a mistake on their part, and their reply was :
“We can send by RR mail once Singpost returns it back, however, if not send back, we can’t do anything much. We do hv returned address on the envelope, cos those 3 pouch are our last 3 pieces, next stock avail 1 mth’s time. It should be delivered by now if address is correct, a bit strange.”

#$*@!(*#!(@*#!@#(*!(@# ?!?!?!?!?!?!

You’re not going to send me a fucking replacement ?!?! EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART?! Please hor knn there’s a reason why I DIEDIE also opt for reg k? Even if my item is CHEAPER than reg mail i will still opt for reg mail simply because Singpost is NOT. FUCKING. RELIABLE. Like at fucking all.
KNN I don’t see why I have to bear the costs of your mistake. YOUR FAULT, YOU fucking bear the costs yourself lor nabei pui chao nua. Super angry srsly. Illogical or what fuck man srsly? Better bloody send me a replacement or I’m going to cut you like it was nothing |:<


The crab and anchor is part of a nautical-themed earring pack from ASOS.


Ignite Cursive + Ignite Classic


Strap comparison. LOVEEEEE this blue strap to death – unfortunately I only have 1 and I’m keeping it lol paiseh!


Aphotic Classic – limited pieces for this !


Aphotic Brown Original
Hmkay launching tonight at 9pm! LIke frikkin FINALLY right?! Might be opening backorders for Achromatic Guilty cause I’ve limited pieces with him that he hasn’t completed, so there ~might~ be a tiny preorder if there’s enough interest. The watches are going for $23 each, by the way! For my previous customers, the leather straps are available at $5 should you want to swap out your old straps for lovelier ones. Will be doing a HD video tutorial on how to swap straps out so you don’t have to waste money doing it yourself k (: !


Also, will be releasing two lovely (working too, mind!) vintage typewriters soon (: ! $150 each as usual, first to confirm gets them.

The full range of watches will be released tonight at 9pm k? Reservations are now open – txt me at 9671 6946 to reserve a piece. The very last batch of watches (barring the possible preorder)

til the factory re-opens T_T miso sad T_T .
Okay that is all, don’t forget to check back at 9pm (: !


The crab and anchor is part of a nautical-themed earring pack from ASOS.


Ignite Cursive + Ignite Classic


Strap comparison. LOVEEEEE this blue strap to death – unfortunately I only have 1 and I’m keeping it lol paiseh!


Aphotic Classic – limited pieces for this !


Aphotic Brown Original
Hmkay launching tonight at 9pm! LIke frikkin FINALLY right?! Might be opening backorders for Achromatic Guilty cause I’ve limited pieces with him that he hasn’t completed, so there ~might~ be a tiny preorder if there’s enough interest. The watches are going for $23 each, by the way! For my previous customers, the leather straps are available at $5 should you want to swap out your old straps for lovelier ones. Will be doing a HD video tutorial on how to swap straps out so you don’t have to waste money doing it yourself k (: !


Also, will be releasing two lovely (working too, mind!) vintage typewriters soon (: ! $150 each as usual, first to confirm gets them.

The full range of watches will be released tonight at 9pm k? Reservations are now open – txt me at 9671 6946 to reserve a piece. The very last batch of watches (barring the possible preorder)

til the factory re-opens T_T miso sad T_T .
Okay that is all, don’t forget to check back at 9pm (: !