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The gmarkey passport cover arrived! Pretty cute!

Also hor, where the fuck are my hard drive covers? THOSE BITCHES SENT IT VIA NORMAL MAIL WHEN I PAID FOR REG LOR i am going to fuck them upside down tsk.

Aiya honestly I forgot what I bought already within these 2 weeks. The worst part is that the stuff that I buy is always via registered, and this past month my postman has been spazzing out or something cause he doesn’t fucking send the reg slip to my house anymore -.- just fucking dumps it in my mailbox. Or sometimes, he doesn’t even LEAVE a slip. Super scared okay nabei ccb this morning I just happened to remember that this nice seller texted me my RR# and i had it in my phone so I just checked with the staff and APPARENTLY, HE’D TRIED TO DELIVER IT. But NO SLIP LOR CHEEBAI I WILL SLAP YOUR STUPID POSTMAN TITTIES MAN SRSLY !!!!!! If i’d forgotten then they’d have just sent it back in a few days lor fuck your mom srsly.

I’m just worried about my ASOS loot (from 10 days ago) cause it should be here by now – usually not this slow tsk. Fingers crossed that the postman doesn’t fuck it up or I am really going to cut a bitch tsk.


The gmarkey passport cover arrived! Pretty cute!

Also hor, where the fuck are my hard drive covers? THOSE BITCHES SENT IT VIA NORMAL MAIL WHEN I PAID FOR REG LOR i am going to fuck them upside down tsk.

Aiya honestly I forgot what I bought already within these 2 weeks. The worst part is that the stuff that I buy is always via registered, and this past month my postman has been spazzing out or something cause he doesn’t fucking send the reg slip to my house anymore -.- just fucking dumps it in my mailbox. Or sometimes, he doesn’t even LEAVE a slip. Super scared okay nabei ccb this morning I just happened to remember that this nice seller texted me my RR# and i had it in my phone so I just checked with the staff and APPARENTLY, HE’D TRIED TO DELIVER IT. But NO SLIP LOR CHEEBAI I WILL SLAP YOUR STUPID POSTMAN TITTIES MAN SRSLY !!!!!! If i’d forgotten then they’d have just sent it back in a few days lor fuck your mom srsly.

I’m just worried about my ASOS loot (from 10 days ago) cause it should be here by now – usually not this slow tsk. Fingers crossed that the postman doesn’t fuck it up or I am really going to cut a bitch tsk.

In summary, yesterday was fucking crazy.

After work I had to cab to Changi T1 to Delifrance to get Shaun’s ~magical Delifrance Canapes (which were FUCKING amazing btw – totally worth the motherfucking expensive cab fares ) ~ then cab back from changi back to my house where Daniel & Ed spent the previous few hours cooking and prepping Shaun’s special ~pratasagne~ (It’s basically a lagsagne made out of prata instead pasta sheets HAHAHA) then driving down with a shitload of shit to the chalet we opened.

Siao or motherfucking what right? And as God’s little joke, he threw in a massive gum-swelling-induced headache and cramps for me. Funny ah? Tsk. Cab here cab there / got home / rushed out / went to check in / realized i’d booked the wrong place (MISO SMART) = win.

But once we got there things got better la obviously lol. Forgot utensils cause we’re smart like that, so we whacked the giant ~pratasagne~ with our hands. So civilized, you have no idea lol.


The ~PRATASAGNE~ ( it’s pronounced like lasagne except replace ‘LA’ with ‘Prata’ HAHAHA). It’s a spoof of the Epicmealtime nonsense on Youtube ! Our version was made with sambal sotong + prata layer + beef marinated in jack daniel sauce + prata layer + chicken marinated in coke + prata layer + salmon + prata layer + prawns + prata later and a shitload of sambal and cheese in between each layer. SIAO ONE LOL. But surprisingly still edible! It was actually quite nice leh, in fact HAHAHA


This is cheese, prata, salmon, and a bit of the prawn later i think lol


And holy shit the Delifrance Canapes are fucking delicious la?! Except the egg mayo one la that was pretty mediocre. $39 for 30 pieces so we had about 5 pieces each. Really good!


LOL gross


J was late, so everyone was done eating by then lol. Daniel the dumbass got tricked into shaking hands with J (whose hands were still dirty) LMAO. A+

LOL after this, we went out to buy 30 dice. No, really; 30 dice. And played alcoholic bluff all the fucking way. Best drinking game ever. Laughed so hard we were srsly crying hysterically, now my throat is sore from all the shouting and screaming and lol-ing.
Too entertained to take pictures leh, unfortunately.

Happy birthday Shaunie, hope you had a good one TROLLOLOLOL GARLIC NEXT YEAR AH DON’T SAY I NVR WARN YOU LMAO.

Okay that is all, back to my freelance spamming after having the night off!

OH YA ON A SIDE NOTE, my supplier is trying to make me kill him or something. Last sat he said I could take the good on Weds, on Tuesday night he said he couldn’t make it on Weds and wanted to meet this morning. I was like OI SIAO EH I’m out all night how to meet you!? I got home at like 8am la tsk how the fuck?! zzzz Either meeting him tonight or tomorrow night. Wah lao don’t like that leh faster pass me my goods I need to sell them asap tsk -dulan-

In summary, yesterday was fucking crazy.

After work I had to cab to Changi T1 to Delifrance to get Shaun’s ~magical Delifrance Canapes (which were FUCKING amazing btw – totally worth the motherfucking expensive cab fares ) ~ then cab back from changi back to my house where Daniel & Ed spent the previous few hours cooking and prepping Shaun’s special ~pratasagne~ (It’s basically a lagsagne made out of prata instead pasta sheets HAHAHA) then driving down with a shitload of shit to the chalet we opened.

Siao or motherfucking what right? And as God’s little joke, he threw in a massive gum-swelling-induced headache and cramps for me. Funny ah? Tsk. Cab here cab there / got home / rushed out / went to check in / realized i’d booked the wrong place (MISO SMART) = win.

But once we got there things got better la obviously lol. Forgot utensils cause we’re smart like that, so we whacked the giant ~pratasagne~ with our hands. So civilized, you have no idea lol.


The ~PRATASAGNE~ ( it’s pronounced like lasagne except replace ‘LA’ with ‘Prata’ HAHAHA). It’s a spoof of the Epicmealtime nonsense on Youtube ! Our version was made with sambal sotong + prata layer + beef marinated in jack daniel sauce + prata layer + chicken marinated in coke + prata layer + salmon + prata layer + prawns + prata later and a shitload of sambal and cheese in between each layer. SIAO ONE LOL. But surprisingly still edible! It was actually quite nice leh, in fact HAHAHA


This is cheese, prata, salmon, and a bit of the prawn later i think lol


And holy shit the Delifrance Canapes are fucking delicious la?! Except the egg mayo one la that was pretty mediocre. $39 for 30 pieces so we had about 5 pieces each. Really good!


LOL gross


J was late, so everyone was done eating by then lol. Daniel the dumbass got tricked into shaking hands with J (whose hands were still dirty) LMAO. A+

LOL after this, we went out to buy 30 dice. No, really; 30 dice. And played alcoholic bluff all the fucking way. Best drinking game ever. Laughed so hard we were srsly crying hysterically, now my throat is sore from all the shouting and screaming and lol-ing.
Too entertained to take pictures leh, unfortunately.

Happy birthday Shaunie, hope you had a good one TROLLOLOLOL GARLIC NEXT YEAR AH DON’T SAY I NVR WARN YOU LMAO.

Okay that is all, back to my freelance spamming after having the night off!

OH YA ON A SIDE NOTE, my supplier is trying to make me kill him or something. Last sat he said I could take the good on Weds, on Tuesday night he said he couldn’t make it on Weds and wanted to meet this morning. I was like OI SIAO EH I’m out all night how to meet you!? I got home at like 8am la tsk how the fuck?! zzzz Either meeting him tonight or tomorrow night. Wah lao don’t like that leh faster pass me my goods I need to sell them asap tsk -dulan-


Falke Printing Hold Ups ! Wah heng I’ve just stored this in my basket since forever lol it was previously 22 POUNDS. that’s $42+ SGD for a pair of tights lol siao or what? Now it’s just 13 pounds so that’s still not so insane muahahahah miso happy -prances around-


ASOS Boudoir ZOEY Jersey Lace Up bra. Love the back! Can wear this with ultra slutty loose tanks LMAO


Pieces Tilda Flap Bag. Look at that shit. Whipstitch leh! I is dead.

A few days ago, a (secretly evil) reader asked me to recommend some bags. I recommended this and another River island one. Which I ended up buying. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME T_T


River Island Bamboo Handle Bag – HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS IS THIS?!?!?! /dead


Oh and these are mine and lyd’s bridesmaid dresses lol from Zara ! Cute right !? Mine’s green, lyd’s is blue.


Loving the back, but we might be making it into a deep V instead :D

WOOHOO this green dress + my Jeffrey Campbells = HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Okay that is all, need to pee kthxbai


Falke Printing Hold Ups ! Wah heng I’ve just stored this in my basket since forever lol it was previously 22 POUNDS. that’s $42+ SGD for a pair of tights lol siao or what? Now it’s just 13 pounds so that’s still not so insane muahahahah miso happy -prances around-


ASOS Boudoir ZOEY Jersey Lace Up bra. Love the back! Can wear this with ultra slutty loose tanks LMAO


Pieces Tilda Flap Bag. Look at that shit. Whipstitch leh! I is dead.

A few days ago, a (secretly evil) reader asked me to recommend some bags. I recommended this and another River island one. Which I ended up buying. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME T_T


River Island Bamboo Handle Bag – HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS IS THIS?!?!?! /dead


Oh and these are mine and lyd’s bridesmaid dresses lol from Zara ! Cute right !? Mine’s green, lyd’s is blue.


Loving the back, but we might be making it into a deep V instead :D

WOOHOO this green dress + my Jeffrey Campbells = HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Okay that is all, need to pee kthxbai

This group of giant cunts were jaywalking and almost got knocked down cause they were a) jaywalking and b) cunts and I just ~glanced~ at one of the gross cunty lians with them before my dad drove off. It just so happened that they arrived at the lift lobby the same time I did, and one of the bengs looked at me and said “Chey, you give me to me I also don’t want”, while they sniggered lol.

LOL please la look at yourself can?

a) you’re a mighty cunt
b) You’re a DUMB jaywalking cunt who’s inconsiderate enough to cut in front of cars WHILE they are moving because you’re obviously retarded, and you’re .. thinking about rejecting me?
c) you’re fugly as fuck
d) see point c.
e) see point c
f) see point c

Wah I’m massively insulted leh. You look like .. a deformed toe. Please la if i were to bestow myself on you, you’d cry yourself blind at the blessing. If you were handsome as fuck or what at least okay la maybe you think I’m not good enough for you la BUT YOU LOOK LIKE THIS LEH:

?!?! WHERE IS THE LOGIC, WHERE?!!?!?

LOL you need a mirror, STAT.

This group of giant cunts were jaywalking and almost got knocked down cause they were a) jaywalking and b) cunts and I just ~glanced~ at one of the gross cunty lians with them before my dad drove off. It just so happened that they arrived at the lift lobby the same time I did, and one of the bengs looked at me and said “Chey, you give me to me I also don’t want”, while they sniggered lol.

LOL please la look at yourself can?

a) you’re a mighty cunt
b) You’re a DUMB jaywalking cunt who’s inconsiderate enough to cut in front of cars WHILE they are moving because you’re obviously retarded, and you’re .. thinking about rejecting me?
c) you’re fugly as fuck
d) see point c.
e) see point c
f) see point c

Wah I’m massively insulted leh. You look like .. a deformed toe. Please la if i were to bestow myself on you, you’d cry yourself blind at the blessing. If you were handsome as fuck or what at least okay la maybe you think I’m not good enough for you la BUT YOU LOOK LIKE THIS LEH:

?!?! WHERE IS THE LOGIC, WHERE?!!?!?

LOL you need a mirror, STAT.