Today is a shitty day of general shittiness. I am one phone call away from being fucked in the ass, but I am really not in the mood to get my ass raped today so I am trying to delay that call for as long as I can. Unfortunately, it is a call that I’ve no choice but to make – and I know I should do it now and get it over with – but who the hell wants to get an earfull of bullshit?

I wish my family wasn’t so fucking dysfunctional zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz