WHAT THE FUCK

This conversation literally just happened.

Sister: Have you heard of the asshole exhibition?


Me: WHAT?! NO?!?


Sister: Really?


Me: WTF? What is it??


Sister: Literally, an exhibition of assholes lor. Google it!


Me: NO?!


Sister: GOOGLE IT!


Me: WHY? NO!? WHY WOULD ANYONE?? WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS??


Sister: Facebook lor.


I proceed to google this against my better judgement. This is my current expression and will remain so for the next 48 hours I think.

Proceed with caution, friends.

Dumbfuck buys coke.

Dumbfuck shakes coke bottle.

I tell Dumbfuck not to shake the fucking bottle in case it explodes.

Dumbfuck goes : “NO LA WON’T HAPPEN ONE! SEE???”

Dumbfuck unscrews cap slightly to release gas.

COKE BOTTLE STARTS FOAMING IN THE MOUTH AT DUMBFUCK’S STUPIDITY / FOAM FLIES EVERYWHERE / DRIPS ON HIS CROTCH / THE CARPET / THE CHAIR

“Um you got tissue?”

“HAVE. YOU GOT BRAIN ?”

Someone please tell me if I’m in the wrong k, but this is fucking annoying me to death.

I bought something from seller X, and I’d asked for her to leave me feedback on my SGST Feedback page :

Yep thanks, do leave me feedback here :

http://community.livejournal.com/sgstfeedback/1207126.html

In this format:

Where transaction took place: SGST
Item of transaction: XXXX
Rating:
Comments:

Thanks !

And she replied me with this magical sentence

“We didnt deal in sgst!”

Um. Okay. We’re both SGST sellers/members, and I just recently saw your selling post on SGST selling those X that I bought what?? You post every-freaking-where – sflea / sgst / needtosell – what makes you think I’d remember which site we transacted on? You didn’t leave your sales post link in your email (WHICH ALL SELLERS SHOULD DO PLEASE – it makes it very easy for buyers to view pictures etc etc and therefore will lure buyers to buy your items because they will repeatedly view pretty pictures of said item. TRUE STORY.) either, right?

Please note I’m FUCKING sure it’s positive feedback because I’m a damn good buyer. I will haggle ONLY ONCE in my comment, like “$2 off with meetup possible (: ?” that kind of shit, and if you’re not down with that it’s okay, I will probably still buy it because I’m a crazy shoppaholic like that and I’ll transfer almost within the hour or (at most) by the end of the day. All deals with me are guaranteed to be fuss free – because I personally hate draggy / haggly / indecisive buyers – and super fast.

BUT it’s okay, if you don’t want to leave me SGST FB, that’s fine also, so I sent her this :

Oh yeah hor sorry ! but you do have an sgst acc right? as in i saw the X on your selling posts on sgst before lol but if it’s okay if you’re not comfortable with it, do leave fb in this format instead

Where transaction took place: Needtosell / sgflea (paiseh I really can’t remember which site I commented on)
Item of transaction: X
Rating:
Comments:

Thanks (:

and her reply was another magical :

“Hmm aren’t we not supposed to post non-sgst related deals on the sgstfeedback page?”

Okay, what the FUCK man seriously. Please do not email me at 8 fucking 11 in the fucking morning with bo liao shit like this can anot?

1. I am being extremely transparent by stating WHERE the transaction took place, am I not?
2. This feedback page is my ONLY feedback page and therefore my reference page for other future buyers/sellers who might want to deal with me.
3. It’s for REFERENCE, ONLY.
4. I DO NOT count invalid feedback (eg: wrong format / diff community) in my SGST Feedback count, therefore I am not cheating anyone, and am being honest, no ?
5. I really need to shit, which is irrelevant, so see point #4.

So fucking inflexible for fucking what? I am not cheating anybody, and I am not BEGGING you to leave me fucking feedback. Like I said, if you’re uncomfortable with it, don’t fucking leave me feedback k. I have completed over 3 THOUSAND transactions (at the very fucking least and not even including sprees) all over the fucking place, be it sgflea, sgsale or whatever bloody selling community and i do not CHASE for feedbacks, because frankly I can’t be fucked about it. I frankly DO NOT CARE whether or not you leave me feedback (or not), but please DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME OVER STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS.

Someone please tell me if i’m in the wrong or not, because this totally killed my mood this morning and possibly cause my brain to bleed internally and I feel super unjustified at the implication that I’m a dishonest seller / that I fixed my SGST feedbacks.

TSK.

Guess who ambushed my macbook photobooth while I was pee-ing yesterday ?

Aiyo my brother is trying to get me to stab him or something. I WILL PEE ON HIS FACE WHILE HE SLEEPS TONIGHT. Or try and beat him into a coma with a used pad or something THIS BITCH TSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK