In a parallel universe.

In a parallel universe.

I received these shoes that I’d ordered from Zooshoo quite some time ago, and in said parcel was two awesome oxfords, not sure if y’all remember but here are the stock pics:


Quite a few of you have asked me to recommend a good pair of oxfords and I’d never done so cause’ frankly I was still searching. THE SEARCH IS OVER!!!! These oxfords are freakin’ ridiculous! True to size + faux suede + laces that don’t look cheap. They bit the first time I wore them out, but after breaking them in, I can honestly say these are my favourite flats to date. I keep trying to take a proper picture but because they’re black, they just look like .. black blobs in pictures ):< !!! But trust me when I say they're awesome. My only gripe would be that they scratch easily and for someone has tomboy-ish as me, I've already racked up at least 7 scratches. I'd be lying if I said they weren't visible; the shoes are black and the scratches are .. almost white T_T. But I'm not fussy about it, so no biggie. Might be a problem if you are though! Here's the link to the black pair and the grey pair. They’re a tad pricy, $38 SGD without shipping, but they’re worth it. I’m going to get another 2 pairs just in case my current one dies, that’s how kiasu I am LOL.

For sizing reference, I’m a uk6/39, Cotton on 38/39. I took US size 8 and it fits fucking perfectly! It’ll be a little tight at first but will loosen with wear. Go half a size up if you wish to wear socks :D !

In other news, these are my bf’s + my key fobs. Leftmost is obviously mine and CLEAN, the one in the center belongs to him. I seriously have NO fucking idea how he managed to turn it that dirty leh?!?! He took it out and I was completely like :

DAFUQ!!! What did he do with it?!?! Use it to wipe his butt izzit omg seriously?!!?!?!?!? The last one is a new, Black key fob. Frankly, I truly think his keyfob would have eventually turned black anyway with the way he uses it LOL. Got him a new black one, now I can’t see how filthy it is. Ignorance is bliss, right? HAHAHAHA

Oh and the picture on the right is a Dugong touching it’s penis. I just thought it was funny LOLOLOLOL. I figured since I haven’t been taking pictures, the iphone ones will have to make do else since my blog is fast turning to stone from lack of use. The boyfriend and I often send each other randomly stupid pictures that amuse us. The masturbating dugong is one example HAHAHAHA okay now you can’t unsee it – you’re welcome ^_^ ! HAHAHAHAHA okay don’t punch me

My troll friends buying shavers with me for the bf’s bday

Breakfast with my family – first time in a long long time lol. I managed to flip the entire cup of milo on the table heh GO ME!

Joyce dropped by the flea last sat :D ! And on the right, just a semi-close up of my lashes that I’d gotten done for the wedding. These are eyelash extensions! Didn’t hurt, but they’re annoying me now that several have dropped off and I have like weirdly gaping holes in my lashline lol. Please ignore the horrible hair and complexion, I just woke up LOL.

In other news, my bf can wear my fucking shorts tsk!!!!! He picked them up and said “hey I think I can wear”, and proceeded to squeeze into them. Not sure if I should feel offended or sad HAHAHAH FUCK I don’t want to be fatter than him lor kns! As revenge, I’m putting these pictures up on my blog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HI BF IF YOU SEE THIS, YOU’RE SUPER HANDSOME ROFL

Massive amount of bubblewrap that arrived this morning. Please factor in the chair for size reference lol. My mom’s going to fucking kill me; there’s already barely enough space to move in this house. I might have to sleep on them LOL.

Okay that’s all for pictures on the iphone (those that are allowed to see the light of day, anyway heh heh heh)! It’s the bf’s bday tomorrow! I’m bringing him to USS, then MBS, then supper at night. Can’t wait to see how he fares on the roller coasters, we’ve never sat on one together before :D !

On a completely unrelated side note – Nakedglory has hit 3000 likes!!!!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! In appreciation, I’m having a sale on Nakedglory tomorrow – all petites go for $20 (usual price : $24) whilst all large ones are going for $30 (usual price: $36)! Tomorrow at 8pm k, don’t say I didn’t give y’all any warning!

Can I just say that the new watches are BEYOND chio?!?! Here’s a sneak peek, the rest of the pics are already up on facebook :D !

Atom in Maroon

Taboo in Black – finally restocked!




Grid in Gunmetal Grey !!! Available in two different frames – CHIO MAX I KEPT FOR MYSELF!

NEW! Glamour in Cherry. Freaking’ chio shimmery red, this is one of my favourite upcoming designs :D!

Cinch in Black Pearl :D

Basically a shit tonne more! Drop by tomorrow at 8pm k, promise you won’t be disappointed :D ! Check out the facebook album for the full preview of what’s available :D ! Sale will only run for 48 hours so fastest fingers first k :D

Hmkay I’m gotta go prep for tomorrow, hope y’all are having an awesome monday :D ! TTYL KTHXBAI

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